Lol arod

Saturday, January 11, 2014 12:31:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Significantly tipssssss before noon. They put the roofelin in these mimosas here

Saturday, January 11, 2014 12:00:36 PM from Twitter for Android

"I feel like you're expected to be drunk at brunch. I mean.... What's there to do between breakfast and lunch except drink?" -Santino

Saturday, January 11, 2014 11:51:48 AM from Twitter for Android

Chillen the most, you guys

Friday, January 10, 2014 10:09:02 PM from Twitter for Android

kevin. stop fuckin sneezing.

Friday, January 10, 2014 02:49:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

Recovery has been pulled

Friday, January 10, 2014 12:45:13 AM from Twitter for Android

Overheard at the bar: "I would stab a guy in the face to eat that girl's asshole"

Friday, January 10, 2014 12:15:23 AM from Twitter for Android

Cheers to the old dude at McFadden's frat ass bat

Thursday, January 09, 2014 11:47:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Ryanne is bartending tonight. I'm getting wasted

Thursday, January 09, 2014 11:43:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Santino is awesome

Thursday, January 09, 2014 11:17:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Gabe, shut the fuck up about Hennessy. Talking about it for the past 10 mins like he's the connoisseur of all alcohol. You're also white.

Thursday, January 09, 2014 04:47:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

My job is LITERALLY shitty. Can't even poop here. I tried both floors and all stalls are maxed out. #dafuq

Thursday, January 09, 2014 03:26:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Our API documentation looks like a drunk rest stop bathroom attendant took Twitter bootstrap and threw up all over the webpage

Thursday, January 09, 2014 03:05:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

This old bitch smells like crusted piss

Thursday, January 09, 2014 08:51:59 AM from Twitter for Android

Omg. I've forgotten how much dick it sucks to commute from Westchester

Thursday, January 09, 2014 08:50:47 AM from Twitter for Android