Significantly tipssssss before noon. They put the roofelin in these mimosas here
Saturday, January 11, 2014 12:00:36 PM from Twitter for Android
"I feel like you're expected to be drunk at brunch. I mean.... What's there to do between breakfast and lunch except drink?" -Santino
Saturday, January 11, 2014 11:51:48 AM from Twitter for Android
Chillen the most, you guys
Friday, January 10, 2014 10:09:02 PM from Twitter for Android
kevin. stop fuckin sneezing.
Friday, January 10, 2014 02:49:55 PM from Twitter Web Client
Recovery has been pulled
Friday, January 10, 2014 12:45:13 AM from Twitter for Android
Overheard at the bar: "I would stab a guy in the face to eat that girl's asshole"
Friday, January 10, 2014 12:15:23 AM from Twitter for Android
Cheers to the old dude at McFadden's frat ass bat
Thursday, January 09, 2014 11:47:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Ryanne is bartending tonight. I'm getting wasted
Thursday, January 09, 2014 11:43:13 PM from Twitter for Android
Santino is awesome
Thursday, January 09, 2014 11:17:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Gabe, shut the fuck up about Hennessy. Talking about it for the past 10 mins like he's the connoisseur of all alcohol. You're also white.
Thursday, January 09, 2014 04:47:15 PM from Twitter Web Client
My job is LITERALLY shitty. Can't even poop here. I tried both floors and all stalls are maxed out. #dafuq
Thursday, January 09, 2014 03:26:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Our API documentation looks like a drunk rest stop bathroom attendant took Twitter bootstrap and threw up all over the webpage
Thursday, January 09, 2014 03:05:51 PM from Twitter Web Client
This old bitch smells like crusted piss
Thursday, January 09, 2014 08:51:59 AM from Twitter for Android
Omg. I've forgotten how much dick it sucks to commute from Westchester
Thursday, January 09, 2014 08:50:47 AM from Twitter for Android