RT @KFCBarstool: No wait I SERIOUSLY thought Willie Nelson was dead.

Sunday, January 26, 2014 10:19:48 PM from Twitter for Android

OMG DAVE GROHL. I HAVE THE GAY FOR HIM

Sunday, January 26, 2014 09:05:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

Didn't yack. Great success!

Sunday, January 26, 2014 11:15:40 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin wasted at the German restaurant and ordered some fat sausage for my fat face.

Sunday, January 26, 2014 01:33:07 AM from Twitter for Android

The POS in this bar is running on Windows XP. For fucks sake. It's 2014, not 2002

Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:48:57 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm wasted

Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:42:15 AM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure I was just driven by a milNOTf with BAC of .20

Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:30:43 AM from Twitter for Android

"Jesus Mary on the Christ"

Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:27:30 AM from Twitter for Android

The driver "You're such a fuckin pussy bitch"

Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:23:27 AM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure a mother I wouldn't like to fuck is diving us

Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:20:18 AM from Twitter for Android

Christ. If a cop pulls us over, we're fucked

Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:18:25 AM from Twitter for Android

Went to close my tab. Bar said I owed nothing. Said I had three drinks for karma but like 4 peeps drank on my tab. Enjoyyyyy

Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:13:42 AM from Twitter for Android

Please explain how I shattered a glass while I was drinking it and didn't notice

Saturday, January 25, 2014 11:35:17 PM from Twitter for Android

I read some people's Twitters and they're so sad... I'm so grateful for everything. Also shouts to gma. I'm in her old hood.

Saturday, January 25, 2014 11:19:55 PM from Twitter for Android