Had to change my tiled fuck you background to something darker because it looked way too white. Much better

Wednesday, January 15, 2014 10:22:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

The fuck. Twitter desktop site redesign is whack

Wednesday, January 15, 2014 10:15:50 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @KFCBarstool: I hear the 4,5,6 line is real pleasant tonight. For sure not.

Wednesday, January 15, 2014 08:13:57 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu ...said no one ever, except this clown.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Wednesday, January 15, 2014 08:12:46 PM from Twitter for Android

LETS MIGRATE AN ENTIRE FUCKING DRUPAL INSTANCE FROM A DEBIAN BASED OS TO CENTOS IN <1 DAY YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE

Tuesday, January 14, 2014 07:07:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

@kerbear88 Tsk tsk. Project managers... All they do is break engineers' balls and set unrealistic expectations ;)

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Tuesday, January 14, 2014 03:53:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

WHOA. Facebook developer console changed SO much since I last used it

Tuesday, January 14, 2014 03:52:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

Bold move by our recruiter. Straight up asked one of my engineers how his lady situation was doing and winked at him #shewantsthedick

Tuesday, January 14, 2014 01:04:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

I fucking hate this shit

Tuesday, January 14, 2014 11:24:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm about to pull a Billy Walsh on this rollout and Booker

Tuesday, January 14, 2014 10:24:41 AM from Twitter Web Client

Our rollouts suck dick

Tuesday, January 14, 2014 09:28:52 AM from Twitter Web Client

I like wearing sneakers, my dude

Monday, January 13, 2014 10:11:17 PM from Twitter for Android

John. Shut the fuck up

Monday, January 13, 2014 05:56:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Security guys just have no fucking idea and are the least practical. All they care about is fixing the vulnerability, not breaking shit

Monday, January 13, 2014 05:24:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Kevin. The second you start micromanaging and asking what I'm working on every 3 minutes is when I fuckin walk out and take lunch

Monday, January 13, 2014 01:48:16 PM from Twitter for Android