First tweet from the Windows 8 App. This shit is pretty cool

Thursday, January 30, 2014 02:23:51 PM from Twitter for Windows

Oh shit. My review's tomorrow. Going in with a mustache. If they fire a guy with a mustache, that'd be hysterical

Wednesday, January 29, 2014 11:07:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Mad question askin'

Wednesday, January 29, 2014 10:46:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Nate is 23? Fuckin prime. Dude. Rake in as much pussy as you can get and enjoyyy right now

Wednesday, January 29, 2014 09:14:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo I think that StagCard guy Mike Tortora is at the bar. Dafuq. #Fairfield #GoStags

Wednesday, January 29, 2014 08:54:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Phantom Planet's California just came on. Makes me wanna shotgun a brewsky

Wednesday, January 29, 2014 08:48:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Dat fur coat #CeeLo

Wednesday, January 29, 2014 08:35:13 PM from Twitter for Android

They say redheads make the best passwords

Wednesday, January 29, 2014 08:09:52 PM from Twitter for Android

"Dude. Bob Marley is where it's at"

Wednesday, January 29, 2014 08:08:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Broken Bells album leaked. Shit is tight

Wednesday, January 29, 2014 03:14:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just typed pussy into my command prompt instead of putty....

Wednesday, January 29, 2014 01:07:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

The director of UX is wearing a ridiculous outfit. This is who we hire for DESIGN? Guy looks like a fucking clown

Wednesday, January 29, 2014 10:41:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

They teach you to flatten your fucking organization in business school, not add layers of useless management. #justsayin

Tuesday, January 28, 2014 11:45:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

Got invited out for free dranks by a client. They can go fuck themselves. They suck so bad, I don't want their drinks.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014 09:38:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

Ben and Jerry's yo

Monday, January 27, 2014 09:37:17 PM from Twitter for Android