First tweet from the Windows 8 App. This shit is pretty cool
Thursday, January 30, 2014 02:23:51 PM from Twitter for Windows
Oh shit. My review's tomorrow. Going in with a mustache. If they fire a guy with a mustache, that'd be hysterical
Wednesday, January 29, 2014 11:07:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Mad question askin'
Wednesday, January 29, 2014 10:46:57 PM from Twitter for Android
Nate is 23? Fuckin prime. Dude. Rake in as much pussy as you can get and enjoyyy right now
Wednesday, January 29, 2014 09:14:00 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo I think that StagCard guy Mike Tortora is at the bar. Dafuq. #Fairfield #GoStags
Wednesday, January 29, 2014 08:54:58 PM from Twitter for Android
Phantom Planet's California just came on. Makes me wanna shotgun a brewsky
Wednesday, January 29, 2014 08:48:03 PM from Twitter for Android
Dat fur coat #CeeLo
Wednesday, January 29, 2014 08:35:13 PM from Twitter for Android
They say redheads make the best passwords
Wednesday, January 29, 2014 08:09:52 PM from Twitter for Android
"Dude. Bob Marley is where it's at"
Wednesday, January 29, 2014 08:08:38 PM from Twitter for Android
Broken Bells album leaked. Shit is tight
Wednesday, January 29, 2014 03:14:11 PM from Twitter Web Client
Just typed pussy into my command prompt instead of putty....
Wednesday, January 29, 2014 01:07:31 PM from Twitter Web Client
The director of UX is wearing a ridiculous outfit. This is who we hire for DESIGN? Guy looks like a fucking clown
Wednesday, January 29, 2014 10:41:44 AM from Twitter Web Client
They teach you to flatten your fucking organization in business school, not add layers of useless management. #justsayin
Tuesday, January 28, 2014 11:45:51 AM from Twitter Web Client
Got invited out for free dranks by a client. They can go fuck themselves. They suck so bad, I don't want their drinks.
Tuesday, January 28, 2014 09:38:08 AM from Twitter Web Client
Ben and Jerry's yo
Monday, January 27, 2014 09:37:17 PM from Twitter for Android