Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I mean.. Shouting out "I feel like I smell like goat cheese" out of context in the office sounds really funny to the... 12 people around you

Why wont this fucking service start?

Genius though. Gabe Bar - Not that there's anything wrong with it. Killer slogan. Would make bank.

Gabe legit has a bar on his desk. Like 10 bottles. I call it the Gabe Bar, but he gets pissed off. Say "Gabe Bar" 5 times fast.......

Honestly, I'd bang this sandwich. Grilled eggplant, goat cheese, tomato, balsamic, roasted peppers and arugula. NOMS

@Waspito it's pretty good dude

In reply to @Waspito's tweet

Idk how I'm gonna get through this day without punching someone in the face

Hey! My 2014 paycheck had $3 less taxes taken out. ZOMG THX OBAMA. Because you know, he personally controls everything here...

Wearing one of those kiddie lion hats. #IDGAF

Fucking train is late again. This piece of shit MTA

"Children can't be our future because by the time the future arrives, they won't be children anymore so BLOW ME"

cocksucking time warner can't even handle a god damn voice chat without dropping

This meandering mother fucker needs to walk in a straight line so I can pass his slow ass.

I sit in the middle if Gabe and Colin. The combination of these two and their nonstop chatter makes me want to take a shit

New engineer asked me if I was sure I was using the right build server. Um yes. I've been release engineer here for 2 years. #facepalm