Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

New blog post: Bill Gates Couldn't Even Figure Out Windows 8 http://bit.ly/1lBVy7W

CC: @Onethirdof3x5 @Fantasy_Mania RT @BarstoolJJ Literally not one person has ever had a bad time listening to the Ignition (Remix)

Pasting files over RDP sessions is magical. Just pasted a file onto a production server through an RDP in an RDP window. Inception anyone?

I have a VP who sends emails in Comic Sans. It is time to move on.

This fucking moron is Kwabi 2.0. Can't even get Skype to work in the conference room. cc: @BadPointer

Colin. Will you SHUT THE FUCK UP

bossman has a sausage pizza unattended on his desk. Trying SO hard to not pick off sausage slices...

Yo. It was totes like 50 yesterday. Where'd this blizzard come from?

"My meatball intake is on the high"

Gf basically fingerblasted herself during the David Beckham commercial.

.12 What's the over/under Joe Namath's BAC right now. DAT fur coat... Bro. It's like 50 out

TOUCHE. Me too! RT @BarstoolJJ First of many http://t.co/4icaQQ39Fs

If you don't think I won't be rocking these army pants to the Super Bowl Celebraish later, you're surely mistaken.

Wait a sec... I did something funky with a double negative. Long story short, I'm wearing army pants tonight