Bartenders story about playing the bongos on a chicks ass completely blackout almost made me piss myself
Saturday, January 25, 2014 07:23:57 PM from Twitter for Android
These Dillenger wings. I might cum
Saturday, January 25, 2014 06:46:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Me: "It's 20°F right now."
Pops: "Yeah, they said it was going to roast today"
Saturday, January 25, 2014 09:03:13 AM from Twitter for Android
Person should be assassinated: http://t.co/CYOQzexR13
Saturday, January 25, 2014 12:21:53 AM from Twitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam too busy doing radio to blog
Friday, January 24, 2014 07:23:14 PM from Twitter for Android
Possible Super Bowl date change because of the weather? Fucking pussies. This country has gone soft
Friday, January 24, 2014 07:08:04 PM from Twitter for Android
Why is this cocksucker metro north train stopped. Go you piece of shit
Friday, January 24, 2014 06:46:49 PM from Twitter for Android
@XtinaSchelin YOU CRAY GURRRRRLLLLLLLL
Friday, January 24, 2014 05:55:54 PM from Twitter Web Client
@dannyrob88 better than the MTA son
Friday, January 24, 2014 05:44:23 PM from Twitter Web Client
Windows 8 weather app thinks it's 82 degrees in New York. FOR SURE NOT. It's less than the reciprocal of 82... http://t.co/Bmnk8BLp2e
Friday, January 24, 2014 05:43:31 PM from Twitter Web Client
RT @XtinaSchelin: These fuckers keep up with the flashing lights, Imma go over there with the tiiiniest hammer and break each of them, whil…
Friday, January 24, 2014 11:40:52 AM from Twitter Web Client
Its cool though. I turned it around. If not I'd drop dead of a heart attack at 35
Thursday, January 23, 2014 09:19:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Its like 12 out and I've been walking for 20 mins. No hat. No gloves. Not even cold. Fuckin psycho
Thursday, January 23, 2014 09:12:34 PM from Twitter for Android
And FUCK the fucking MTA http://t.co/9mN7A2Iqbb
Thursday, January 23, 2014 09:02:29 PM from Twitter for Android