Tonight's episode of Girls was 100% boring and an utter pile of shit.

Monday, January 27, 2014 02:09:12 AM from Twitter for Android

Bang bang. David on the drums

Sunday, January 26, 2014 11:41:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Is Madonna real? She looks fake.

Sunday, January 26, 2014 11:13:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Steven Tyler is ugly as fuck

Sunday, January 26, 2014 10:57:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Hetfield is all gray and clean shaven? The fuck

Sunday, January 26, 2014 10:54:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Is it me or does Lorde look like she's going to have a seizure at any given moment?

Sunday, January 26, 2014 10:43:58 PM from Twitter for Android

I guess I really do do the Stevie Wonder head thing when I'm blackout and singing. I call it Stevie Wondering

Sunday, January 26, 2014 10:31:08 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @KFCBarstool: No wait I SERIOUSLY thought Willie Nelson was dead.

Sunday, January 26, 2014 10:19:48 PM from Twitter for Android

OMG DAVE GROHL. I HAVE THE GAY FOR HIM

Sunday, January 26, 2014 09:05:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

Didn't yack. Great success!

Sunday, January 26, 2014 11:15:40 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin wasted at the German restaurant and ordered some fat sausage for my fat face.

Sunday, January 26, 2014 01:33:07 AM from Twitter for Android

The POS in this bar is running on Windows XP. For fucks sake. It's 2014, not 2002

Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:48:57 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm wasted

Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:42:15 AM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure I was just driven by a milNOTf with BAC of .20

Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:30:43 AM from Twitter for Android