Jeopardy is the shit @KFCBarstool
Saturday, February 15, 2014 07:11:38 PM from Twitter for Android
If you fall onto the train tracks, you're a dumb motherfucker... Nuff said.
Saturday, February 15, 2014 06:50:40 PM from Twitter for Android
What's worse? Al Quaeda or the Westboro Baptist Church? I'd go with Westboro...
Saturday, February 15, 2014 06:48:40 PM from Twitter for Android
♬Cuz I want it all. Or nothing at all ♬
Saturday, February 15, 2014 06:25:27 PM from Twitter for Android
♬ BECAUSE YOU WANT IT ALL. YOU'RE NOIIIITHING AT ALL. ♬
Saturday, February 15, 2014 06:15:50 PM from Twitter for Android
I got tipsy without thinking I would...
Saturday, February 15, 2014 06:06:35 PM from Twitter for Android
After finishing a bottle of Jameson, this hotel wine and cheese hour is baller
Saturday, February 15, 2014 05:46:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Just read my last month's worth of tweets. I'm batshit crazy.
Friday, February 14, 2014 01:19:50 AM from Twitter for Windows
My middle school R&B playlist is straight up fire flames http://t.co/LA4f67Fp9J
Friday, February 14, 2014 01:06:14 AM from Twitter for Windows
RT @KFCBarstool: Alright it ain't allowed to be snowing and sleeting along with thunder and fucking lightning. Enough is enough.
Thursday, February 13, 2014 09:35:15 PM from Twitter for Windows
@XtinaSchelin I've increased the 10.0 release dumpster fire status from red hot to white hot
Thursday, February 13, 2014 02:44:40 AM from Twitter Web Client
It's fucking Nigeria. This is not shocking: http://t.co/EpeeUhdxRF
Thursday, February 13, 2014 12:50:12 AM from Twitter Web Client
The snows have begun!
Thursday, February 13, 2014 12:41:25 AM from Twitter for Windows
The piece of shit 4/5 isn't running
Wednesday, February 12, 2014 07:04:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Basically, the CEO sounded like a Masshole talking about cock
Wednesday, February 12, 2014 06:42:30 PM from Twitter for Windows