Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Wearing one of those kiddie lion hats. #IDGAF

Fucking train is late again. This piece of shit MTA

"Children can't be our future because by the time the future arrives, they won't be children anymore so BLOW ME"

cocksucking time warner can't even handle a god damn voice chat without dropping

This meandering mother fucker needs to walk in a straight line so I can pass his slow ass.

I sit in the middle if Gabe and Colin. The combination of these two and their nonstop chatter makes me want to take a shit

New engineer asked me if I was sure I was using the right build server. Um yes. I've been release engineer here for 2 years. #facepalm

First tweet from the Windows 8 App. This shit is pretty cool

Oh shit. My review's tomorrow. Going in with a mustache. If they fire a guy with a mustache, that'd be hysterical

Mad question askin'

Nate is 23? Fuckin prime. Dude. Rake in as much pussy as you can get and enjoyyy right now

Yo I think that StagCard guy Mike Tortora is at the bar. Dafuq. #Fairfield #GoStags

Phantom Planet's California just came on. Makes me wanna shotgun a brewsky

Dat fur coat #CeeLo

They say redheads make the best passwords