I do not like authority
Thursday, February 20, 2014 01:35:33 PM from Twitter for Windows
Someone around here smells like fucking dog food
Thursday, February 20, 2014 11:20:19 AM from Twitter Web Client
Verizon just sent over a Consuela to work on our fiber. Woman looks like a cleaning attendant, not a fiber installer/ tech.
Thursday, February 20, 2014 11:02:23 AM from Twitter Web Client
Almost lost my shit when they pushed Kaspersky via network policy & it broke my VPN. Then I remembered I can just NOT work and get $$ anyway
Thursday, February 20, 2014 10:05:52 AM from Twitter for Windows
They also did this shit with the password form where it randomly assigns CSS selectors. HURR DERRR I got around it
Thursday, February 20, 2014 01:09:44 AM from Twitter Web Client
Bitches over at dyndns delete your shit if you don't log in monthly. Wrote automation + task scheduler to auto log in every other week. WIN
Thursday, February 20, 2014 01:09:00 AM from Twitter Web Client
.@XtinaSchelin Upgrading this release from red hot dumpster fire to yellow hot dumpster fire.
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 07:19:45 PM from Twitter for Android
Idiot: "Hey Joe, Can you get me X by tomorrow? No rush."
Me: "ok"
Idiot (2 hrs later): "So did you do it yet?"
#FUCKOFF
Wednesday, February 19, 2014 05:24:38 PM from Twitter Web Client
Just watched the Ride Along trailer. Blackest movie of all time. It'll be on the CW in a couple years
Tuesday, February 18, 2014 11:46:09 AM from Twitter for Android
Peep! 🐣🐤🐥🐦
Monday, February 17, 2014 01:52:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Finny Tinkins
Monday, February 17, 2014 01:05:42 PM from Twitter for Android
But we decide which is right. And which is an illusion.
Sunday, February 16, 2014 09:01:49 PM from Twitter Web Client
@cuddleclouds Goldsmith? Hhhhh
Sunday, February 16, 2014 07:21:00 PM from Twitter for Android
Wild Wild West. Jim West, desperado, rough rider. No you don't want nada
Sunday, February 16, 2014 05:54:46 PM from Twitter for Android
.@RockNationRadio stop being a pussy anf draw a dick on a cop car. What are they gonna do, arrest you for being awesome?
Sunday, February 16, 2014 04:57:48 PM from Twitter for Android