Yo. It was totes like 50 yesterday. Where'd this blizzard come from?

Monday, February 03, 2014 08:25:47 AM from Twitter for Android

"My meatball intake is on the high"

Sunday, February 02, 2014 07:55:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Gf basically fingerblasted herself during the David Beckham commercial.

Sunday, February 02, 2014 07:44:55 PM from Twitter for Android

.12 What's the over/under Joe Namath's BAC right now. DAT fur coat... Bro. It's like 50 out

Sunday, February 02, 2014 06:30:08 PM from Twitter for Android

TOUCHE. Me too! RT @BarstoolJJ First of many http://t.co/4icaQQ39Fs

In reply to @BarstoolJJ's tweet

Sunday, February 02, 2014 02:36:30 PM from Twitter for Windows

If you don't think I won't be rocking these army pants to the Super Bowl Celebraish later, you're surely mistaken.

Sunday, February 02, 2014 02:02:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Wait a sec... I did something funky with a double negative. Long story short, I'm wearing army pants tonight

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Sunday, February 02, 2014 02:25:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Broken Bella tho

Saturday, February 01, 2014 11:43:55 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm a sleepy puppy

Saturday, February 01, 2014 12:10:48 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @KFCBarstool: Cuncel Da Christie? http://t.co/qPuEcTFi3T

Friday, January 31, 2014 11:50:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Snoop Dogg (lion?) in the house tonight with my homeboy JD

Friday, January 31, 2014 10:26:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure one of my engineers is putting it in the HR chick's ass.

Friday, January 31, 2014 10:19:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Aniusha grabbed Mal's boobs. Insanely jealous.

Friday, January 31, 2014 10:18:41 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck McGivern!!!

Friday, January 31, 2014 10:16:16 PM from Twitter for Android

@cuddleclouds fuck off Lennon

In reply to @cuddleclouds's tweet

Friday, January 31, 2014 10:15:22 PM from Twitter for Android