Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Apparently, if you cancel Time Warner's shit service, they don't actually do it. Incompetent fucks.

Even when Time Warner was installed that shit, it never worked.

Time Warner is the worse fucking piece of shit company possible

Fucking Time Warner cocksuckers. We legit called to schedule an installation and we get an email that they canceled the installation.

Got an AJ Burnett #34 Yankee Jersey couple years back as a groomsman gift. Guy sux. Now, McCann's got that number. ENJOYYYYYY #Winning

Fucking foursquare is down

Had Mexican for lunch and dinner yesterday. Needless to say, this has been tweeted from the shitter.

The most epic niddhog battle between @SonicBlur23 and the Munz

I don't hate the fact that @MalJNew is currently in the mirror practicing the black girl booty twerk

You don't even understand the number of dicks everyone here should suck right now.

This meeting is a screamfest

If I ever start managing like McGivern, please do me a favor and shoot me in the fuckin head. We'd all be better off.

It's hard being young from the slums eatin' 5 cent gums wonderin' where you're next meal's comin from

@RockNationRadio that was a good one!

Guy just walked into our building wearing a tshirt. Bro. Its like 18 degrees