I'd 100% be down for a late 90s/early 2000s R&B party right now.
Saturday, February 08, 2014 04:22:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Guantanamera!
Saturday, February 08, 2014 03:51:26 PM from Twitter for Android
Just woke up. Gotta have a bloody Mary to straighten myself out
Saturday, February 08, 2014 02:56:35 PM from Twitter for Android
The bed smells like beer and 409. Sorry. @MalJNew
Saturday, February 08, 2014 02:10:44 PM from Twitter for Windows
I don't want this rubber band machine gun. I NEED this rubber band machine gun: http://t.co/k1ay7q6Iax I'd get SO fired if I had this...
Thursday, February 06, 2014 04:39:24 PM from Twitter Web Client
Yep. Trains are late again. They're late 100% of the time I take them
Thursday, February 06, 2014 08:04:25 AM from Twitter for Android
Love when I get alerts like this. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S WRONG, GUYS http://t.co/rWX5nZ4eAR
Thursday, February 06, 2014 02:28:33 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Bill Gates Couldn't Even Figure Out Windows 8 http://bit.ly/1lBVy7W
Thursday, February 06, 2014 02:25:40 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
McGivern 2016! http://t.co/XkQlowqJAJ
Wednesday, February 05, 2014 07:16:11 PM from Twitter Web Client
CC: @Onethirdof3x5 @Fantasy_Mania RT @BarstoolJJ Literally not one person has ever had a bad time listening to the Ignition (Remix)
Wednesday, February 05, 2014 04:54:12 PM from Twitter Web Client
Pasting files over RDP sessions is magical. Just pasted a file onto a production server through an RDP in an RDP window. Inception anyone?
Wednesday, February 05, 2014 11:33:14 AM from Twitter for Windows
I have a VP who sends emails in Comic Sans. It is time to move on.
Tuesday, February 04, 2014 05:06:39 PM from Twitter Web Client
This fucking moron is Kwabi 2.0. Can't even get Skype to work in the conference room. cc: @BadPointer
Tuesday, February 04, 2014 01:05:45 PM from Twitter for Android
Colin. Will you SHUT THE FUCK UP
Tuesday, February 04, 2014 10:08:09 AM from Twitter Web Client
bossman has a sausage pizza unattended on his desk. Trying SO hard to not pick off sausage slices...
Monday, February 03, 2014 01:33:01 PM from Twitter Web Client