Broken Bells. Shit. 👍👌

Sunday, February 23, 2014 01:01:40 AM from Twitter for Android

"It's a natural pocket"

Saturday, February 22, 2014 02:54:46 PM from Twitter for Android

My discernment is correct. This is a freak. She's now talking about how she stores her weed in her vagina

Saturday, February 22, 2014 02:51:07 PM from Twitter for Android

These bitches are LOUD

Saturday, February 22, 2014 02:35:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Saturday, February 22, 2014 03:07:17 AM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 lemmie know what drugs you're on kthx

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Friday, February 21, 2014 11:22:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Don't let the bastards get you down

Friday, February 21, 2014 09:50:48 PM from Twitter for Android

You have a Yuengling on your boob

Friday, February 21, 2014 09:48:42 PM from Twitter for Android

Ran into @JenSelter's ass doppelganger on the subway. The struggle was real to look away with @MalJNew next to me.

Friday, February 21, 2014 07:14:21 PM from Twitter for Android

This cocksucker needs to stop asking me if I finished my scripts yet. Asking me 10 times per minute doesn't make me work faster.

Friday, February 21, 2014 12:20:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

I honestly believe Antivirus software was invented for IT job security. It fucks up computers so badly, that they always need to fix shit.

Friday, February 21, 2014 11:13:52 AM from Twitter for Windows

Fuckin pissed that I'm listening to McGivern babble instead of getting drunk at @SaloonNYC and watching the Olympics with @KFCBarstool

Friday, February 21, 2014 11:00:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

The GF got me a massage. Booked me with a dude. Man hands. Reminds me of Johnny Drama....

Thursday, February 20, 2014 07:02:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Any time I right click a Chrome tab and duplicate it, I think of Joe Stein. You'd think this is a dumb feature, but it's mad useful.

Thursday, February 20, 2014 05:23:12 PM from Twitter for Windows

I don't want this fucking antivirus on my work computer. 1000 problems since it was installed. Fuck this corporate assed "startup"

Thursday, February 20, 2014 04:58:04 PM from Twitter for Windows