Aniusha is dancing on the table. You know the shits goin down
Friday, January 31, 2014 10:06:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Sam is all about the smokes
Friday, January 31, 2014 09:29:53 PM from Twitter for Android
11% ABV beer in our office keg. We kicked it. Needless to say, we're playing football
Friday, January 31, 2014 08:27:21 PM from Twitter Web Client
Blasting Creedence and modifying config files so we pass our audit.
Friday, January 31, 2014 04:44:09 PM from Twitter Web Client
@KeriAHarrison @VtotheFlo Fuck a Call Me Maybe singalong to get me through Friday. Free 11% ABV beer gets me through a Friday
Friday, January 31, 2014 04:40:17 PM from Twitter Web Client
Colin. SHUT THE FUCK UP
Friday, January 31, 2014 04:10:29 PM from Twitter for Android
I mean.. Shouting out "I feel like I smell like goat cheese" out of context in the office sounds really funny to the... 12 people around you
Friday, January 31, 2014 02:08:48 PM from Twitter Web Client
Why wont this fucking service start?
Friday, January 31, 2014 01:56:46 PM from Twitter Web Client
Genius though. Gabe Bar - Not that there's anything wrong with it. Killer slogan. Would make bank.
Friday, January 31, 2014 01:54:49 PM from Twitter Web Client
Gabe legit has a bar on his desk. Like 10 bottles. I call it the Gabe Bar, but he gets pissed off. Say "Gabe Bar" 5 times fast.......
Friday, January 31, 2014 01:54:21 PM from Twitter Web Client
Honestly, I'd bang this sandwich. Grilled eggplant, goat cheese, tomato, balsamic, roasted peppers and arugula. NOMS
Friday, January 31, 2014 01:19:03 PM from Twitter Web Client
@Waspito it's pretty good dude
Friday, January 31, 2014 12:51:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Idk how I'm gonna get through this day without punching someone in the face
Friday, January 31, 2014 12:47:43 PM from Twitter for Android
Hey! My 2014 paycheck had $3 less taxes taken out. ZOMG THX OBAMA. Because you know, he personally controls everything here...
Friday, January 31, 2014 09:50:05 AM from Twitter Web Client