Broken Bells. Shit. 👍👌
Sunday, February 23, 2014 01:01:40 AM from Twitter for Android
"It's a natural pocket"
Saturday, February 22, 2014 02:54:46 PM from Twitter for Android
My discernment is correct. This is a freak. She's now talking about how she stores her weed in her vagina
Saturday, February 22, 2014 02:51:07 PM from Twitter for Android
These bitches are LOUD
Saturday, February 22, 2014 02:35:46 PM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 lemmie know what drugs you're on kthx
Friday, February 21, 2014 11:22:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Don't let the bastards get you down
Friday, February 21, 2014 09:50:48 PM from Twitter for Android
You have a Yuengling on your boob
Friday, February 21, 2014 09:48:42 PM from Twitter for Android
Ran into @JenSelter's ass doppelganger on the subway. The struggle was real to look away with @MalJNew next to me.
Friday, February 21, 2014 07:14:21 PM from Twitter for Android
This cocksucker needs to stop asking me if I finished my scripts yet. Asking me 10 times per minute doesn't make me work faster.
Friday, February 21, 2014 12:20:01 PM from Twitter Web Client
I honestly believe Antivirus software was invented for IT job security. It fucks up computers so badly, that they always need to fix shit.
Friday, February 21, 2014 11:13:52 AM from Twitter for Windows
Fuckin pissed that I'm listening to McGivern babble instead of getting drunk at @SaloonNYC and watching the Olympics with @KFCBarstool
Friday, February 21, 2014 11:00:03 AM from Twitter Web Client
The GF got me a massage. Booked me with a dude. Man hands. Reminds me of Johnny Drama....
Thursday, February 20, 2014 07:02:32 PM from Twitter for Android
Any time I right click a Chrome tab and duplicate it, I think of Joe Stein. You'd think this is a dumb feature, but it's mad useful.
Thursday, February 20, 2014 05:23:12 PM from Twitter for Windows
I don't want this fucking antivirus on my work computer. 1000 problems since it was installed. Fuck this corporate assed "startup"
Thursday, February 20, 2014 04:58:04 PM from Twitter for Windows