"Dude. Bob Marley is where it's at"

Wednesday, January 29, 2014 08:08:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Broken Bells album leaked. Shit is tight

Wednesday, January 29, 2014 03:14:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just typed pussy into my command prompt instead of putty....

Wednesday, January 29, 2014 01:07:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

The director of UX is wearing a ridiculous outfit. This is who we hire for DESIGN? Guy looks like a fucking clown

Wednesday, January 29, 2014 10:41:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

They teach you to flatten your fucking organization in business school, not add layers of useless management. #justsayin

Tuesday, January 28, 2014 11:45:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

Got invited out for free dranks by a client. They can go fuck themselves. They suck so bad, I don't want their drinks.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014 09:38:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

Ben and Jerry's yo

Monday, January 27, 2014 09:37:17 PM from Twitter for Android

@AP Good. I'm sick of motherfuckers getting free handouts and I have to pay through the nose for everything

In reply to @AP's tweet

Monday, January 27, 2014 06:56:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking MTA

Monday, January 27, 2014 06:54:54 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu for sure not. A washed up suit reads a list three times per week. Means nothing to me.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Monday, January 27, 2014 10:48:07 AM from Twitter for Android

This meeting sucks a dick

Monday, January 27, 2014 10:34:36 AM from Twitter for Android

Maybe they're speaking Jive #Airplane Seriously though. I can't tell if it's an accent or another language.

Monday, January 27, 2014 09:35:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

I have a legit question. Do Jamaicans speak another language? Because out IT guys keep talking and it sounds like English but I have no clue

Monday, January 27, 2014 09:35:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

Cannot wait until March where I don't have to ride this shitty failroad every day

Monday, January 27, 2014 08:49:40 AM from Twitter for Android

MY 8:00 TRAIN JUST SHOWED UP. Why do I pay these incompetents? #MTA #MetroNorth

Monday, January 27, 2014 08:14:48 AM from Twitter for Android