Just woke up confused and on a bus somehow

Sunday, February 16, 2014 04:54:25 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio I'll give you $20 to do that to McGivern's car

Sunday, February 16, 2014 04:44:50 PM from Twitter for Android

I triple dog dare you to draw a dick in the snow on that cop car

Sunday, February 16, 2014 04:39:39 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at brunch with a gay who is now writing a song about eating pussy. My life is excellent.

Sunday, February 16, 2014 04:07:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Seriously. Everything this fucking McGivern does goes against everything they taught at DSB. This is why I cannot respect him.

Sunday, February 16, 2014 03:17:10 PM from Twitter for Android

If McGivern, the guy who values family and not working all weekend expects me to help with this release, he can surely eat a dick.

Sunday, February 16, 2014 02:47:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Seriously tho. These curling girls aren't ugly

Sunday, February 16, 2014 12:42:50 AM from Twitter for Android

A gay: "The curling girls are hot. Why are they so hot?"

Sunday, February 16, 2014 12:31:51 AM from Twitter for Android

There's no way curling is a real sport.... No way whatsoever

Sunday, February 16, 2014 12:31:23 AM from Twitter for Android

Curling: Canada has a tomato and Russia has two yellow things. Wtf is this

Sunday, February 16, 2014 12:26:04 AM from Twitter for Android

I am at the bar and just butt dialed my director of engineering for 3 minutes straight. #yolo

Saturday, February 15, 2014 11:26:56 PM from Twitter for Android

"Should I get a facial on my ass?" -Mokey

Saturday, February 15, 2014 09:36:07 PM from Twitter for Android

I want a cheeseburger

Saturday, February 15, 2014 08:14:42 PM from Twitter for Android

If I get drunk enough. I'm sexting Daniel Jeans

Saturday, February 15, 2014 07:57:31 PM from Twitter for Android

I feel like a good time right now

Saturday, February 15, 2014 07:52:35 PM from Twitter for Android