This bitch singing at the Oscars is God awful. Breathy as fuck
Ellen DeGeneres' eyes scare the living shit out of me
McGivern will be on my rollout call tonight. I just died a little inside. No one likes you, cunt muscle.
Finally off the phone withe these cunt motherfuckers Time Warner
Saturday, March 01, 2014 08:47:43 PM from Twitter for Android
WOW. Time Warner's automated system can't even recognize the fucking zip code.
Saturday, March 01, 2014 07:47:18 PM from Twitter for Android
I'd rather shove a red hot rusty nail through my dick than to deal with this incompetent piece of shit company
Saturday, March 01, 2014 07:42:05 PM from Twitter for Android
Apparently, if you cancel Time Warner's shit service, they don't actually do it. Incompetent fucks.
Saturday, March 01, 2014 07:41:16 PM from Twitter for Android
Even when Time Warner was installed that shit, it never worked.
Saturday, March 01, 2014 07:38:23 PM from Twitter for Android
Time Warner is the worse fucking piece of shit company possible
Saturday, March 01, 2014 07:35:57 PM from Twitter for Android
Fucking Time Warner cocksuckers. We legit called to schedule an installation and we get an email that they canceled the installation.
Saturday, March 01, 2014 07:35:39 PM from Twitter for Android
Got an AJ Burnett #34 Yankee Jersey couple years back as a groomsman gift. Guy sux. Now, McCann's got that number. ENJOYYYYYY #Winning
Saturday, March 01, 2014 02:36:52 PM from Twitter Web Client
Fucking foursquare is down
Saturday, March 01, 2014 12:01:01 PM from Twitter for Android
Had Mexican for lunch and dinner yesterday. Needless to say, this has been tweeted from the shitter.
Saturday, March 01, 2014 10:20:22 AM from Twitter for Android
The most epic niddhog battle between @SonicBlur23 and the Munz
Saturday, March 01, 2014 12:58:44 AM from Twitter for Android
I don't hate the fact that @MalJNew is currently in the mirror practicing the black girl booty twerk
Friday, February 28, 2014 08:07:28 AM from Twitter for Android