Couldn't take the CEO and CFO seriously in my company meeting. Kept talking about CAC (customer acquisition cost).

Wednesday, February 12, 2014 06:42:15 PM from Twitter for Windows

I WORK HERE: http://t.co/slTYmbCBzG

Wednesday, February 12, 2014 10:41:18 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm on a one way trip to Struggle City

Tuesday, February 11, 2014 08:13:14 PM from Twitter for Android

I just got back to my desk cunts. Let me catch up for a sec before you line up. #fuckoff

Tuesday, February 11, 2014 02:01:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

There's a 100% chance this Russian is not naïve. No one can accidentally be that overtly sexual. Its not the language barrier.

Monday, February 10, 2014 11:13:03 PM from Twitter for Android

I hope whoever is responsible for these delays gets electrocuted on the third rail or run over by a train; whichever is slower/more painful

Monday, February 10, 2014 06:46:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Obviously on the worst days when you just want to get home, all subways run like dick

Monday, February 10, 2014 06:38:10 PM from Twitter for Android

I sat in meetings all day today.

Monday, February 10, 2014 05:48:09 PM from Twitter for Android

We dropped 9961 packets, but lost 0% of packets. Fucking Microsoft http://t.co/vGysr6GIng

Monday, February 10, 2014 05:17:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

This place sux

Monday, February 10, 2014 04:14:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

Subway's a fucking disaster at Grand Central

Monday, February 10, 2014 09:00:15 AM from Twitter for Android

Train showed up on time today. Is this real life?

Monday, February 10, 2014 08:06:58 AM from Twitter for Android

Some old fuck at the train station said Ringo didn't age well. Guy is delusional and probably 50 going on 80

Monday, February 10, 2014 08:02:49 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm still burping up vodka red bull from Saturday.

Monday, February 10, 2014 01:43:52 AM from Twitter for Android

Look at this fucking baller. Dave just straight out runs up to Ringo on drums and sings with him. Hdhshahvsvxhwhzv http://t.co/skT31rk3T9

Sunday, February 09, 2014 10:29:29 PM from Twitter for Android