Frank Romano is slaying pussy at this alumni event. Except... I'm sure he doesn't realize he's doing it.

Tuesday, March 04, 2014 08:41:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Awwwww. Alexey drew me a picture. Betcha @MalJNew is jealous http://t.co/UpFmXvouLf

Tuesday, March 04, 2014 03:25:38 PM from Twitter for Android

This release is the biggest piece of shit going

Tuesday, March 04, 2014 01:59:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

Walked in to work with a suit and tie. Stick out like a sore thumb. Got the worst look from McGivern. I hope he thinks I'm leaving.

Tuesday, March 04, 2014 09:38:46 AM from Twitter for Android

My balls are shriveling waiting for this late asses train. #MTA

Tuesday, March 04, 2014 07:38:48 AM from Twitter for Android

Viruses blow my mind: http://t.co/LuWXoGm1zX

Monday, March 03, 2014 07:21:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

Welp, this release is about as legitimate as Time Warner Cable

Monday, March 03, 2014 02:06:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

Welp, never did that before

Monday, March 03, 2014 07:33:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Verizon 4G. Now faster than Time Warner http://t.co/dNy2egHIz1

Monday, March 03, 2014 01:41:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

This bitch singing at the Oscars is God awful. Breathy as fuck

Sunday, March 02, 2014 09:25:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Ellen DeGeneres' eyes scare the living shit out of me

Sunday, March 02, 2014 08:57:53 PM from Twitter for Windows

McGivern will be on my rollout call tonight. I just died a little inside. No one likes you, cunt muscle.

Sunday, March 02, 2014 03:27:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Finally off the phone withe these cunt motherfuckers Time Warner

Saturday, March 01, 2014 08:47:43 PM from Twitter for Android

WOW. Time Warner's automated system can't even recognize the fucking zip code.

Saturday, March 01, 2014 07:47:18 PM from Twitter for Android

I'd rather shove a red hot rusty nail through my dick than to deal with this incompetent piece of shit company

Saturday, March 01, 2014 07:42:05 PM from Twitter for Android