We dropped 9961 packets, but lost 0% of packets. Fucking Microsoft http://t.co/vGysr6GIng

Monday, February 10, 2014 05:17:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

This place sux

Monday, February 10, 2014 04:14:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

Subway's a fucking disaster at Grand Central

Monday, February 10, 2014 09:00:15 AM from Twitter for Android

Train showed up on time today. Is this real life?

Monday, February 10, 2014 08:06:58 AM from Twitter for Android

Some old fuck at the train station said Ringo didn't age well. Guy is delusional and probably 50 going on 80

Monday, February 10, 2014 08:02:49 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm still burping up vodka red bull from Saturday.

Monday, February 10, 2014 01:43:52 AM from Twitter for Android

Look at this fucking baller. Dave just straight out runs up to Ringo on drums and sings with him. Hdhshahvsvxhwhzv http://t.co/skT31rk3T9

Sunday, February 09, 2014 10:29:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Dave Grohl. Come at me.

Sunday, February 09, 2014 09:39:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Omg Dave Grohl.

Sunday, February 09, 2014 09:03:48 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio Agreed

In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet

Sunday, February 09, 2014 08:51:07 PM from Twitter for Android

This Pink Floyd is fantastic right about now.

Sunday, February 09, 2014 06:54:59 PM from Twitter for Android

The chick in Avicii's music video is a smokeshow

Saturday, February 08, 2014 08:42:15 PM from Twitter for Android

I think I accidentally screamed about how Pink would be hotter with long hair. At a gay bar. In front of two lezbos with short hair. Oops

Saturday, February 08, 2014 07:42:33 PM from Twitter for Android

There's no way this white chick is gonna win a track and field race. Kenyans son.

Saturday, February 08, 2014 05:12:45 PM from Twitter for Android

♪ I need some action.
Tender satisfaction ♪ 

Saturday, February 08, 2014 04:30:02 PM from Twitter for Android