This client can 100% suck a fucking dick

Wednesday, March 12, 2014 04:43:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

My credit card has been at the bar since Saturday. I need to reevaluate my life.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014 11:07:44 AM from Twitter for Windows

Tuesday morning booster: "Cat's outta the bag. We're gonna see the glory hole soon!" -@MalJNew http://t.co/qs6ckWLAKo

Tuesday, March 11, 2014 09:15:23 AM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel da release

Tuesday, March 11, 2014 08:25:59 AM from Twitter for Android

The chick in the Cohen's fashion optical ads is 100% dtf

Sunday, March 09, 2014 07:10:57 PM from Twitter for Android

My grandma hasn't stopped making fun of me since I walked in after I confused cucumbers and zucchini.

Sunday, March 09, 2014 06:59:31 PM from Twitter for Android

A la la la la long

Sunday, March 09, 2014 04:37:00 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm wasted

Sunday, March 09, 2014 02:52:25 PM from Twitter for Android

I think the entire black church showed up for brunch

Sunday, March 09, 2014 02:40:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Bro. We are all about that snack gsme

Saturday, March 08, 2014 11:45:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Omg I think I'm getting wasted

Saturday, March 08, 2014 09:33:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Super Nintendo Sega Genesis. When I was dead broke man I couldn't picture this.

Saturday, March 08, 2014 09:25:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Doing the power hour, then Colin's vday. Were fucked. Brunch tomorrow too

Saturday, March 08, 2014 09:16:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Lesson from Pat: "Strippers are so much better than your girlfriend"

Friday, March 07, 2014 01:18:14 AM from Twitter for Android

Why is there so much fuckin traffic on the 59th st bridge. Hopefully McGivern jumped off it

Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:55:55 PM from Twitter for Android