This client can 100% suck a fucking dick
Wednesday, March 12, 2014 04:43:43 PM from Twitter Web Client
My credit card has been at the bar since Saturday. I need to reevaluate my life.
Tuesday, March 11, 2014 11:07:44 AM from Twitter for Windows
Tuesday morning booster: "Cat's outta the bag. We're gonna see the glory hole soon!" -@MalJNew http://t.co/qs6ckWLAKo
Tuesday, March 11, 2014 09:15:23 AM from Twitter for Android
Cuncel da release
Tuesday, March 11, 2014 08:25:59 AM from Twitter for Android
The chick in the Cohen's fashion optical ads is 100% dtf
My grandma hasn't stopped making fun of me since I walked in after I confused cucumbers and zucchini.
A la la la la long
I'm wasted
I think the entire black church showed up for brunch
Bro. We are all about that snack gsme
Saturday, March 08, 2014 11:45:44 PM from Twitter for Android
Omg I think I'm getting wasted
Saturday, March 08, 2014 09:33:08 PM from Twitter for Android
Super Nintendo Sega Genesis. When I was dead broke man I couldn't picture this.
Saturday, March 08, 2014 09:25:43 PM from Twitter for Android
Doing the power hour, then Colin's vday. Were fucked. Brunch tomorrow too
Saturday, March 08, 2014 09:16:36 PM from Twitter for Android
Lesson from Pat: "Strippers are so much better than your girlfriend"
Why is there so much fuckin traffic on the 59th st bridge. Hopefully McGivern jumped off it
Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:55:55 PM from Twitter for Android