Just watched the Ride Along trailer. Blackest movie of all time. It'll be on the CW in a couple years

Tuesday, February 18, 2014 11:46:09 AM from Twitter for Android

Peep! 🐣🐤🐥🐦

Monday, February 17, 2014 01:52:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Finny Tinkins

Monday, February 17, 2014 01:05:42 PM from Twitter for Android

But we decide which is right. And which is an illusion.

Sunday, February 16, 2014 09:01:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

@cuddleclouds Goldsmith? Hhhhh

In reply to @cuddleclouds's tweet

Sunday, February 16, 2014 07:21:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Wild Wild West. Jim West, desperado, rough rider. No you don't want nada

Sunday, February 16, 2014 05:54:46 PM from Twitter for Android

.@RockNationRadio stop being a pussy anf draw a dick on a cop car. What are they gonna do, arrest you for being awesome?

In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet

Sunday, February 16, 2014 04:57:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Just woke up confused and on a bus somehow

Sunday, February 16, 2014 04:54:25 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio I'll give you $20 to do that to McGivern's car

In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet

Sunday, February 16, 2014 04:44:50 PM from Twitter for Android

I triple dog dare you to draw a dick in the snow on that cop car

Sunday, February 16, 2014 04:39:39 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at brunch with a gay who is now writing a song about eating pussy. My life is excellent.

Sunday, February 16, 2014 04:07:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Seriously. Everything this fucking McGivern does goes against everything they taught at DSB. This is why I cannot respect him.

Sunday, February 16, 2014 03:17:10 PM from Twitter for Android

If McGivern, the guy who values family and not working all weekend expects me to help with this release, he can surely eat a dick.

Sunday, February 16, 2014 02:47:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Seriously tho. These curling girls aren't ugly

Sunday, February 16, 2014 12:42:50 AM from Twitter for Android

A gay: "The curling girls are hot. Why are they so hot?"

Sunday, February 16, 2014 12:31:51 AM from Twitter for Android