RT @KFCBarstool: My entire life I thought the Pearl Jam lyrics were "Jeremy's Spoken" not "Jeremy Spoke In." Just found out last nite #Bars…
"I have a thing for messes. I can rehabilitate them." *pause* "...With my dick."
Just got this beer called "Yeast..?" Ummmmm probably not the best marketing name for it. Its iight
Please explain to me how I, a grammar Nazi, lost a match on Quizzup in the grammar category to someone in fuckin India
Ya don't need to post 9 tbt pics in a row, fuckfaces.
If I don't get banned from a bar in Chi city, this weekend will be a failure
This plane is the whitest. I also guess it snowed here... Leave it up to me to fly from no snow to snowinzn the winter.
Thursday, March 13, 2014 11:44:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Chi city bound for St. Paddy's. Disaster bound
Thursday, March 13, 2014 09:10:35 PM from Twitter for Android
I've informed the pilot not to turn off our plane's transponder.
Thursday, March 13, 2014 09:09:50 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @BarstoolJJ: Thank god for Thowback Thursday or i would have forgotten how much I hated you the first time you posted that picture.
Thursday, March 13, 2014 08:19:44 PM from Twitter for Android
McGivern: Shut your whore mouth
Thursday, March 13, 2014 03:33:10 PM from Twitter for Android
McGivern is the only dick standing in the way of my 3 day weekend
Thursday, March 13, 2014 02:40:40 PM from Twitter for Android
I've beyond mailed it in over at this here Booking establishment
Thursday, March 13, 2014 12:36:15 PM from Twitter for Windows
F that noise. Glad I don't have to deal with this BS: RT @briandonathan Grand Central Terminal. #EastHarlemExplosion http://t.co/OYWxRU6aBV
Wednesday, March 12, 2014 05:46:03 PM from Twitter Web Client
When we make a one line bugfix in our app: http://t.co/A1ECzqnbhl
Wednesday, March 12, 2014 05:44:15 PM from Twitter Web Client