RT @BarstoolJJ: Its been a long ass day http://t.co/ondGYA1gHX

Tuesday, February 25, 2014 08:24:15 PM from Twitter for Android

I have multiple Ja Rule songs stuck in my head and I'm not sad about it.

Tuesday, February 25, 2014 05:57:36 PM from Twitter for Windows

@__JLu Try to tell that to my idiot suits. They make it miserable, so no one is motivated or gives a shit.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Tuesday, February 25, 2014 10:03:14 AM from Twitter for Windows

I feel like if you ever end up taking a shit at a Brother Jimmy's, you've hit rock bottom.

Monday, February 24, 2014 11:23:37 PM from Twitter for Android

All the cabs are coming by the garden because the Knicks were expected to lose.

Monday, February 24, 2014 09:40:08 PM from Twitter for Android

I can't think over Gabe's constant fucking babbling

Monday, February 24, 2014 09:59:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

Happy Monday! Start your workweek right with late MTA Metro North trains. Pieces of shit.

Monday, February 24, 2014 08:08:21 AM from Twitter for Android

Broken Bells. Shit. 👍👌

Sunday, February 23, 2014 01:01:40 AM from Twitter for Android

"It's a natural pocket"

Saturday, February 22, 2014 02:54:46 PM from Twitter for Android

My discernment is correct. This is a freak. She's now talking about how she stores her weed in her vagina

Saturday, February 22, 2014 02:51:07 PM from Twitter for Android

These bitches are LOUD

Saturday, February 22, 2014 02:35:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Saturday, February 22, 2014 03:07:17 AM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 lemmie know what drugs you're on kthx

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Friday, February 21, 2014 11:22:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Don't let the bastards get you down

Friday, February 21, 2014 09:50:48 PM from Twitter for Android

You have a Yuengling on your boob

Friday, February 21, 2014 09:48:42 PM from Twitter for Android