Pat: "These Irish boys are just howlin' at the moon right now"
Honestly, my gyro cart guy Mohammed is legit the nicest.
How am I supposed to carry on with my GSexting if Gchat is down?
After a dev explained how he fixed an infinite loop causing cascading failures in our system: "At least it wasn't a gremlin" - Stein
Not pleased that there's someone with either tuberculosis or lung cancer on this plane. Someone quarantine this bitch!
Is bullshit. Why is this fuckin river not green. The fuck mon
Saturday, March 15, 2014 04:33:02 PM from Twitter for Android
I LOVE how cab in Chicago let you take like 9 people in one car. Would never fly in new York.
Saturday, March 15, 2014 04:22:42 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @chisoxbarstool: If I was married to a supermodel and some website pointed out how huge my son's hog was I'd be effin pumped
Saturday, March 15, 2014 04:02:13 PM from Twitter for Android
These sluts remind me of my cousin
Saturday, March 15, 2014 03:59:56 PM from Twitter for Android
Me three RT @chisoxbarstool Looking back I'm pretty positive I got roofied last night
Saturday, March 15, 2014 03:26:50 PM from Twitter for Android
My boy's visiting NYC next weekend. It's gonna be a faaaahhhkin disaster
Saturday, March 15, 2014 02:59:56 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm wasted
Saturday, March 15, 2014 02:11:42 PM from Twitter for Android
Pretty sure Matt McConaughey is at this party
Saturday, March 15, 2014 01:57:42 PM from Twitter for Android
Just pulled the recovery
Saturday, March 15, 2014 01:55:21 PM from Twitter for Android
I love Chicago. The natives fuck up vowels so hard it hurts
Saturday, March 15, 2014 01:48:12 PM from Twitter for Android