Director of Special Things

Thursday, March 20, 2014 10:01:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Are you into black girls @BadPointer

Thursday, March 20, 2014 09:48:48 PM from Twitter for Android

I think I almost punched a guy in the face the last time I drank with Russians. And I don't fight.

Thursday, March 20, 2014 06:58:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

Might be a little less intense tonight though, as Alexey is missing.

Thursday, March 20, 2014 06:57:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Last time I was at the Russian place, I don't remember being at the Russian place and Uncle Vanya charged us a $200 cleanup fee

Thursday, March 20, 2014 06:57:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

Russian programmers + Niraj just invited us out to the Russian place. This cannot and will not end well.

Thursday, March 20, 2014 06:56:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @chisoxbarstool: @BarstoolJJ Fuck the establishment bro!

Thursday, March 20, 2014 05:08:56 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @BarstoolJJ: Didn't fill out a single bracket and not a single fuck was given.

Thursday, March 20, 2014 02:33:32 PM from Twitter for Android

MSMQ is a piece of shit

Thursday, March 20, 2014 11:52:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

Whoever fuckin burnt popcorn in here is an asshole

Thursday, March 20, 2014 09:57:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm handwriting a formal letter. Legit haven't done this since middle school. The struggle is real.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014 09:33:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu Such a hipster, brah

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Wednesday, March 19, 2014 06:38:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Yanks are winning the series this year, mark my words

Tuesday, March 18, 2014 01:46:15 PM from Twitter for Android

There's a baby downstairs screaming bloody murder

Tuesday, March 18, 2014 08:27:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

I just got a perfect score in #QuizUp! I'm obviously a true Zen Master! https://t.co/Xkhx4GqO3G http://t.co/RfKK1xRcdM

Monday, March 17, 2014 09:57:30 PM from Twitter for Android