I'm very drunk on a Tuesday

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 10:28:52 PM from Twitter for Android

When they met @ the Three Broomsticks for Dumbledore's Army, what was omitted was that they all got shitfaced and talked shit about Umbridge

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 09:38:28 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm a fuckin stud rolling shit out son

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 07:58:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Mas beer! Mas beer!

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 07:08:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Heavy D up in this limousine http://t.co/kERLdy8pvm

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 06:04:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Stein's blasting 90s techno #PumpUpTheJam

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 05:57:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

Colin: "Whenever someone says Smoke in the rollout chat, I imagine they're playing a smoking game... App8 is rolled...everyone smoke!"

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 02:05:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

Booker. We divide by 0

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 08:59:35 AM from Twitter Web Client

Place is so fucked. @MalJNew takes one sick day and we're at a standstill on the grounds that SUITS DON'T FUCKING KNOW ANYTHING #FeelBetter

Monday, March 24, 2014 03:00:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

You can't even begin to describe how fucking shitty my fantasy baseball team is

Monday, March 24, 2014 01:10:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

I am at a KFC in the hood and they have bulletproof glass. I need to reevaluate my life.

Saturday, March 22, 2014 11:28:35 PM from Twitter for Android

I'd pay hundreds for White Castle right now

Saturday, March 22, 2014 11:08:38 PM from Twitter for Android

In the BK rowdyy

Saturday, March 22, 2014 10:24:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure the only reason I still work where I do is because I know the Yanks are winning the series and I'm going to the fuckin parade.

Saturday, March 22, 2014 09:51:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Nate's inviting the fucked up ass chick back. Yeah buddy get it

Saturday, March 22, 2014 09:21:08 PM from Twitter for Android