I think the entire black church showed up for brunch
Bro. We are all about that snack gsme
Saturday, March 08, 2014 11:45:44 PM from Twitter for Android
Omg I think I'm getting wasted
Saturday, March 08, 2014 09:33:08 PM from Twitter for Android
Super Nintendo Sega Genesis. When I was dead broke man I couldn't picture this.
Saturday, March 08, 2014 09:25:43 PM from Twitter for Android
Doing the power hour, then Colin's vday. Were fucked. Brunch tomorrow too
Saturday, March 08, 2014 09:16:36 PM from Twitter for Android
Lesson from Pat: "Strippers are so much better than your girlfriend"
Why is there so much fuckin traffic on the 59th st bridge. Hopefully McGivern jumped off it
Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:55:55 PM from Twitter for Android
Let's go to the 11103
Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:32:03 PM from Twitter for Android
I wanna fuck up a drum set and pretend it's cocksucker McGivern's sac
Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:13:33 PM from Twitter for Android
This band is fuckin awesome. I hate drinking and frat bars and I'm thoroughly enjoying this
Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:13:05 PM from Twitter for Android
Which one of you cocksuckers wanna get me a beer
Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:12:41 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm not joking about this band
Thursday, March 06, 2014 09:51:41 PM from Twitter for Android
This cover band is sick. Covering 90s rock. They're hired for my wedding. Whenever that may be.
Thursday, March 06, 2014 09:41:01 PM from Twitter for Android
This cocksucker motherfucker wants to mentor me? He can surely eat a bag of dicks. I wouldn't be like him if you paid me millions.
Thursday, March 06, 2014 08:20:37 PM from Twitter for Android
Whole making a jerking off motion, I just accidentally elbowed the waitress
Thursday, March 06, 2014 07:39:28 PM from Twitter for Android