I think the entire black church showed up for brunch

Sunday, March 09, 2014 02:40:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Bro. We are all about that snack gsme

Saturday, March 08, 2014 11:45:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Omg I think I'm getting wasted

Saturday, March 08, 2014 09:33:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Super Nintendo Sega Genesis. When I was dead broke man I couldn't picture this.

Saturday, March 08, 2014 09:25:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Doing the power hour, then Colin's vday. Were fucked. Brunch tomorrow too

Saturday, March 08, 2014 09:16:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Lesson from Pat: "Strippers are so much better than your girlfriend"

Friday, March 07, 2014 01:18:14 AM from Twitter for Android

Why is there so much fuckin traffic on the 59th st bridge. Hopefully McGivern jumped off it

Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:55:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Let's go to the 11103

Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:32:03 PM from Twitter for Android

I wanna fuck up a drum set and pretend it's cocksucker McGivern's sac

Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:13:33 PM from Twitter for Android

This band is fuckin awesome. I hate drinking and frat bars and I'm thoroughly enjoying this

Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:13:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Which one of you cocksuckers wanna get me a beer

Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:12:41 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm not joking about this band

Thursday, March 06, 2014 09:51:41 PM from Twitter for Android

This cover band is sick. Covering 90s rock. They're hired for my wedding. Whenever that may be.

Thursday, March 06, 2014 09:41:01 PM from Twitter for Android

This cocksucker motherfucker wants to mentor me? He can surely eat a bag of dicks. I wouldn't be like him if you paid me millions.

Thursday, March 06, 2014 08:20:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Whole making a jerking off motion, I just accidentally elbowed the waitress

Thursday, March 06, 2014 07:39:28 PM from Twitter for Android