Dakota bar closed. A little piece of me died inside. WHERE AM I GONNA GET DRUNK ON THEM 90S ROCK TUNES YOU GUYS

Friday, March 28, 2014 05:18:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu Not gonna lie, every tweet I write, I think about the best possible wording with the end goal of you favoriting it.

Friday, March 28, 2014 04:05:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

BRING ME A BEER CUNTS

Friday, March 28, 2014 03:53:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

My stomach has the most beer in it

Friday, March 28, 2014 03:25:49 PM from Twitter for Android

This is exactly what it's like where I work. http://t.co/nboungzi5z

Friday, March 28, 2014 11:46:15 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm going to punch someone in the face this morning

Friday, March 28, 2014 09:35:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

. @Waspito bro you're engaged. Suck it. ...MY women. #GameOn

Thursday, March 27, 2014 09:25:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Emma Stone. Just sayin

Thursday, March 27, 2014 05:08:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

If I keep running my mouth at this shithole, I'm getting fired.

Thursday, March 27, 2014 12:21:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

That's the worst answer

Wednesday, March 26, 2014 12:09:21 AM from Twitter for Android

Shit. Colin got me fuuuuuckkkkked up

Wednesday, March 26, 2014 12:07:31 AM from Twitter for Android

Protip: Do not take pictures on the 5 train after 11pm. Hood people will heckle you.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 11:31:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Got 9s in the bedroom. Glocks in the kitchen. Shotty in the shower gonna shoot me while I'm shittin'

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 11:29:57 PM from Twitter for Android

The D.A. Daniel's Army.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 10:42:44 PM from Twitter for Android

If you don't give a damn man we don't give a fuck

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 10:35:58 PM from Twitter for Android