I'm uncoordinated as fuck right now
My liver is going to break this weekend
@kerbear88 fuck the MTA
Thursday, April 03, 2014 09:44:17 PM from Twitter for Android
It's okay. The last time the Yankees opened 0-2 was in 2009. The last time before that was 1998. What happened then?
Thursday, April 03, 2014 12:23:16 AM from Twitter for Android
Never did coke. Never will. I'm already a hyper crazy motherfucker. Don't need any more pep. Need to CHILL
Wednesday, April 02, 2014 10:27:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Last tweet was a butt/pocket my pocket and I thought it was hysterical, so I posted it. Enjoyyy
Wednesday, April 02, 2014 09:51:09 PM from Twitter for Android
I am shocked. Got served at the bar by a dude bartender before a smokeshow who was here before me. #enjoyyy
Wednesday, April 02, 2014 08:45:26 PM from Twitter for Android
Just told the VP who hired me to go fuck himself (jokingly) and I told our CEO our UI sucks. #enjoyyy
Wednesday, April 02, 2014 08:41:20 PM from Twitter for Android
40 Oz. to Freedom = the most productive I've been in weeks!
Wednesday, April 02, 2014 11:06:11 AM from Twitter Web Client
Listening to 40 Oz. to Freedom as it's getting warmer is just about the most fantastic thing possible
Wednesday, April 02, 2014 10:50:01 AM from Twitter Web Client
Completely empty bathroom. Don't shit in the stall directly next to me. Asshole.
Wednesday, April 02, 2014 09:34:58 AM from Twitter for Android
The 8:02 just showed up. It's 8:11. We're late because they're using a piece of shit antique train and the doors get stuck.
Wednesday, April 02, 2014 08:12:07 AM from Twitter for Android
@portfolioso nn nn nn n
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Wednesday, April 02, 2014 09:49:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Only take Metro North a couple of times per week, which means that the trains are now late 100% of the time I take them #MTA
Wednesday, April 02, 2014 08:04:24 AM from Twitter for Android
Jesus Christ, CC
Tuesday, April 01, 2014 07:25:51 PM from Twitter for Android