"The DevOps function is an issue here"
Nah. You're an issue here
Wednesday, April 09, 2014 12:53:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo Russ, gimmie my fuckin 🍕
Wednesday, April 09, 2014 12:15:23 PM from Twitter for Android
I have a "pizza party lunch with the CTO" . Going to have a fucking blast. 😴 👎
Wednesday, April 09, 2014 11:59:39 AM from Twitter Web Client
Our security guy has had the largest boner the past couple of days because of this heartbleed vulnerability. BRO RELAX
Wednesday, April 09, 2014 10:51:49 AM from Twitter Web Client
I need a fuckin interpreter to understand this dude Tun Tun. No fucking clue what this guy is even talking about
New Twitter redesign wasn't yet pushed to me, but it's some BULL shit. I hardly use Facebook because it's over cluttered. No need to copy
Frusciante's new album blows. Get back on the drugs man, your current shit's weak
Overheard from my mouth in the office: "Where are all the managers, and why don't they know jack shit? Bunch of morons."
@__JLu Problem is, this Twitter is private, so HBO can't see how batshit crazy I am
Tuesday, April 08, 2014 06:49:55 AM from Twitter for Android
Yankee home opener and I'm fixing fucking config files because PMs are useless and suck at life
This isn't even fair. Exec chef at NYY Steak just cooking steaks at 9:45 am for the Good Day crew... http://t.co/80tJuVHRNy
I'm hungover. It's 10PM
Saturday, April 05, 2014 09:59:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Phone keeps fuckin rebooting. Fuck off
Saturday, April 05, 2014 03:11:43 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuckin hate Texiera. Never did anything useful for Yanks. Always hurts his pussy and gets paid for being on the DL. Get the fuck off my team
Saturday, April 05, 2014 03:02:37 PM from Twitter for Android