MSMQ is a piece of shit

Thursday, March 20, 2014 11:52:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

Whoever fuckin burnt popcorn in here is an asshole

Thursday, March 20, 2014 09:57:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm handwriting a formal letter. Legit haven't done this since middle school. The struggle is real.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014 09:33:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu Such a hipster, brah

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Wednesday, March 19, 2014 06:38:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Yanks are winning the series this year, mark my words

Tuesday, March 18, 2014 01:46:15 PM from Twitter for Android

There's a baby downstairs screaming bloody murder

Tuesday, March 18, 2014 08:27:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

I just got a perfect score in #QuizUp! I'm obviously a true Zen Master! https://t.co/Xkhx4GqO3G http://t.co/RfKK1xRcdM

Monday, March 17, 2014 09:57:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Pat: "These Irish boys are just howlin' at the moon right now"

Monday, March 17, 2014 09:31:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Honestly, my gyro cart guy Mohammed is legit the nicest.

Monday, March 17, 2014 07:45:12 PM from Twitter for Android

How am I supposed to carry on with my GSexting if Gchat is down?

Monday, March 17, 2014 01:15:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

After a dev explained how he fixed an infinite loop causing cascading failures in our system: "At least it wasn't a gremlin" - Stein

Monday, March 17, 2014 11:41:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

Not pleased that there's someone with either tuberculosis or lung cancer on this plane. Someone quarantine this bitch!

Sunday, March 16, 2014 02:50:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Is bullshit. Why is this fuckin river not green. The fuck mon

Saturday, March 15, 2014 04:33:02 PM from Twitter for Android

I LOVE how cab in Chicago let you take like 9 people in one car. Would never fly in new York.

Saturday, March 15, 2014 04:22:42 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @chisoxbarstool: If I was married to a supermodel and some website pointed out how huge my son's hog was I'd be effin pumped

Saturday, March 15, 2014 04:02:13 PM from Twitter for Android