MSMQ is a piece of shit
Thursday, March 20, 2014 11:52:55 AM from Twitter Web Client
Whoever fuckin burnt popcorn in here is an asshole
Thursday, March 20, 2014 09:57:37 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'm handwriting a formal letter. Legit haven't done this since middle school. The struggle is real.
Wednesday, March 19, 2014 09:33:55 PM from Twitter Web Client
@__JLu Such a hipster, brah
Wednesday, March 19, 2014 06:38:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Yanks are winning the series this year, mark my words
Tuesday, March 18, 2014 01:46:15 PM from Twitter for Android
There's a baby downstairs screaming bloody murder
I just got a perfect score in #QuizUp! I'm obviously a true Zen Master! https://t.co/Xkhx4GqO3G http://t.co/RfKK1xRcdM
Pat: "These Irish boys are just howlin' at the moon right now"
Honestly, my gyro cart guy Mohammed is legit the nicest.
How am I supposed to carry on with my GSexting if Gchat is down?
After a dev explained how he fixed an infinite loop causing cascading failures in our system: "At least it wasn't a gremlin" - Stein
Not pleased that there's someone with either tuberculosis or lung cancer on this plane. Someone quarantine this bitch!
Is bullshit. Why is this fuckin river not green. The fuck mon
Saturday, March 15, 2014 04:33:02 PM from Twitter for Android
I LOVE how cab in Chicago let you take like 9 people in one car. Would never fly in new York.
Saturday, March 15, 2014 04:22:42 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @chisoxbarstool: If I was married to a supermodel and some website pointed out how huge my son's hog was I'd be effin pumped
Saturday, March 15, 2014 04:02:13 PM from Twitter for Android