Oh. Blue jays are wearing blue...... Next bar TV colors were accurate
Saturday, April 05, 2014 02:30:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Just checked my own ass out in the mirror. It's a good ass.
Saturday, April 05, 2014 01:28:38 PM from Twitter for Android
Also, why are the fucking BLUE Jays wearing green uniforms?
Saturday, April 05, 2014 01:20:51 PM from Twitter for Android
21 year old Jeter would've made that play...
Saturday, April 05, 2014 01:20:04 PM from Twitter for Android
Four days into the season, texiera pulled his vagina muscle. Again. I called it. Weak motherfucker
Saturday, April 05, 2014 07:23:35 AM from Twitter for Android
I will never be as dapper as this guy on the subway. Looked like a classy guy from the 50s. Girlfriend's gaydar went off, mine did not...
I'd like you to think about how ridiculous this statement is: "A Mexican with an ass fupa carrying a large bag of live chickens."
@MalJNew needs to stop smoking fuckin cigarettes. 🚠🚠ðŸš
"You didn't like the font I used in my document? Bitch, you're the one who uses comic sans." -@MalJNew
Just elbowed a large man while air drumming to the Beatles at the bar
Jack honey as medicine for my throat son.
Cheers to being young, successful and fucked up http://t.co/6Sf8D4dFaR
Gonna run train on those $3 Coors lights at O'Haras in a couple minutes
Whether you like Ron Paul or not, you gotta agree that Liberatarian girl is just about a smokeshow: http://t.co/ejGhNgWMFV