These sluts remind me of my cousin
Saturday, March 15, 2014 03:59:56 PM from Twitter for Android
Me three RT @chisoxbarstool Looking back I'm pretty positive I got roofied last night
Saturday, March 15, 2014 03:26:50 PM from Twitter for Android
My boy's visiting NYC next weekend. It's gonna be a faaaahhhkin disaster
Saturday, March 15, 2014 02:59:56 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm wasted
Saturday, March 15, 2014 02:11:42 PM from Twitter for Android
Pretty sure Matt McConaughey is at this party
Saturday, March 15, 2014 01:57:42 PM from Twitter for Android
Just pulled the recovery
Saturday, March 15, 2014 01:55:21 PM from Twitter for Android
I love Chicago. The natives fuck up vowels so hard it hurts
Saturday, March 15, 2014 01:48:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Bacon, eggs and Jameson
Saturday, March 15, 2014 11:42:43 AM from Twitter for Android
Booker loves the CAC http://t.co/NyORqHNxpK
Saturday, March 15, 2014 09:58:43 AM from Twitter for Android
It's 8:30 am and I'm going on a mimosa run. I need to reevaluate my life
Saturday, March 15, 2014 09:38:44 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm still drunk RT @BarstoolJJ My phone is covered in Fireball and @chisoxbarstool is on my couch. How's your life?
Saturday, March 15, 2014 09:37:52 AM from Twitter for Android
I may or may not have gotten drunk and wrote nasty shit about McGivern on the chalkboard in the bar bathroom
Saturday, March 15, 2014 01:42:19 AM from Twitter for Android
For real. Whoever farted in here, it wasn't me. I know I'm a flatulent motherfucker, but it wasn't me. Ya heard?!
Saturday, March 15, 2014 12:15:46 AM from Twitter for Android
FUCK McGivern
Saturday, March 15, 2014 12:14:13 AM from Twitter for Android