Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Gonna need to work with Tun Tun in a bit. Be right back while I get an interpreter.

New blog post: @UberFacts Is The Worst Twitter Account Ever http://bit.ly/1i8lhBi

Everyone is bitching about Scandal and how it sucked tonight. I couldn't even tell you what the show was about off the top of my head...

Google still hasn't improved hangouts since it launched and it's still more of a piece of shit than old GChat

YEAH JEETS

There is no saving this place. We're beyond fucked

@kerbear88 Just got a push notification to my phone that JPJ just joined Instagram

I'm a Gmail Abuser. My GScript went awry... Whoopise http://t.co/jHTHjX7qmA

My shoes smell like piss. And by piss, I don't mean urine

finally an Android calendar app that doesn't look like ASS: "New Android Calendar look and features leaked" http://t.co/VmozzOM3mZ

Cuncel my fantasy team this week. @tomwcleary is running train all over Emilio's Big Guys

Buncha douchebags at Home Depot pointing out that I saved NOTHING. 0. NIL http://t.co/hR8FGHven9

Fucking project managers. When I don't answer because they asked a stupid question, all they can do is escalate to VPs who are more clueless

RT @BarstoolJJ: Someone reached out about bars before the Yankee game with "Do you know the bodega where you can smoke weed in the back?" N…