1:33am and I just put chicken in the oven. Beyond batshit crazy

Friday, March 21, 2014 01:34:00 AM from Twitter for Android

Awww. Special Mike's wife was the most awesome

Friday, March 21, 2014 12:42:42 AM from Twitter for Android

"I'm fuckin stellar as fuck" -@BadPointer

Friday, March 21, 2014 12:06:30 AM from Twitter for Android

The waiter flat out wants to bang Niraj. He's working it reallll good for discounts #RussianNight

Thursday, March 20, 2014 11:18:37 PM from Twitter for Android

"Is this half? We have full drinks in Italy"

Thursday, March 20, 2014 10:53:14 PM from Twitter for Android

"The waiter told me we weren't allowed to bring our own vodka. But it's okay. I told him he was good looking" -Niraj

Thursday, March 20, 2014 10:22:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Gio and I can't stop talking about balls

Thursday, March 20, 2014 10:14:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Director of Special Things

Thursday, March 20, 2014 10:01:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Are you into black girls @BadPointer

Thursday, March 20, 2014 09:48:48 PM from Twitter for Android

I think I almost punched a guy in the face the last time I drank with Russians. And I don't fight.

Thursday, March 20, 2014 06:58:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

Might be a little less intense tonight though, as Alexey is missing.

Thursday, March 20, 2014 06:57:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Last time I was at the Russian place, I don't remember being at the Russian place and Uncle Vanya charged us a $200 cleanup fee

Thursday, March 20, 2014 06:57:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

Russian programmers + Niraj just invited us out to the Russian place. This cannot and will not end well.

Thursday, March 20, 2014 06:56:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @chisoxbarstool: @BarstoolJJ Fuck the establishment bro!

Thursday, March 20, 2014 05:08:56 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @BarstoolJJ: Didn't fill out a single bracket and not a single fuck was given.

Thursday, March 20, 2014 02:33:32 PM from Twitter for Android