If I keep running my mouth at this shithole, I'm getting fired.

Thursday, March 27, 2014 12:21:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

That's the worst answer

Wednesday, March 26, 2014 12:09:21 AM from Twitter for Android

Shit. Colin got me fuuuuuckkkkked up

Wednesday, March 26, 2014 12:07:31 AM from Twitter for Android

Protip: Do not take pictures on the 5 train after 11pm. Hood people will heckle you.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 11:31:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Got 9s in the bedroom. Glocks in the kitchen. Shotty in the shower gonna shoot me while I'm shittin'

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 11:29:57 PM from Twitter for Android

The D.A. Daniel's Army.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 10:42:44 PM from Twitter for Android

If you don't give a damn man we don't give a fuck

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 10:35:58 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm very drunk on a Tuesday

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 10:28:52 PM from Twitter for Android

When they met @ the Three Broomsticks for Dumbledore's Army, what was omitted was that they all got shitfaced and talked shit about Umbridge

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 09:38:28 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm a fuckin stud rolling shit out son

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 07:58:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Mas beer! Mas beer!

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 07:08:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Heavy D up in this limousine http://t.co/kERLdy8pvm

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 06:04:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Stein's blasting 90s techno #PumpUpTheJam

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 05:57:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

Colin: "Whenever someone says Smoke in the rollout chat, I imagine they're playing a smoking game... App8 is rolled...everyone smoke!"

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 02:05:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

Booker. We divide by 0

Tuesday, March 25, 2014 08:59:35 AM from Twitter Web Client