It's very apparent that these fuckers don't trust me any more and will hardly let me touch production

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 04:01:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

Gassy as a bastard

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 03:42:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

FIREFOX IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 02:36:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

The entire subway system is useless. I've gotten screwed 3 times this am

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 09:27:15 AM from Twitter for Android

THE MTA DID SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE: http://t.co/vdtUMs1epp

Tuesday, April 15, 2014 09:15:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

I just watched the most horrifying sandy vagina commercial... It is not on Youtube, or else I'd troll everyone with it...

Tuesday, April 15, 2014 12:57:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

Its fucking cloudy. Wanted to see the lunar eclipse tonight

Monday, April 14, 2014 09:52:44 PM from Twitter for Android

I've got a sweatshirt and sweatpants in. And dress shoes. And I'm on the train. Idgaf

Monday, April 14, 2014 08:40:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Getting eaten alive out here. This cold snowy winter was supposed to kill off some mosquitoes? For sure not.

Monday, April 14, 2014 07:12:16 PM from Twitter for Android

@Rotinaj94 wsssse@gwwwrabees40 @thereallisaann see original message email of messaged

In reply to @Rotinaj94's tweet

Monday, April 14, 2014 06:17:57 PM from Twitter for Android

I've been home two days. Ready to move out again.

Monday, April 14, 2014 06:15:28 PM from Twitter for Android

My heel feels fantastic. Thank you to my nurse mother who loves splinters - took a giant piece of glass out of it.

Monday, April 14, 2014 05:14:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

I've been informed that last night, I sang "Smoke Two Joints" in Spanish. Excessively.

Sunday, April 13, 2014 08:30:52 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuck. My bar tab was like two bills

Sunday, April 13, 2014 07:43:17 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin a. Whenever I go to the rover, I black out. I now have a raging hangover and it's 3:45am

Sunday, April 13, 2014 03:45:32 AM from Twitter for Android