@MalJNew Fuck Nickelback
Wednesday, April 23, 2014 05:05:11 PM from Twitter Web Client
Four years ago today was Tour de Fairfield. How Haliskoe didn't kill us with his DWI remains a miracle...
Wednesday, April 23, 2014 04:17:44 PM from Twitter Web Client
"I went to an Alanis Morisette concert in the height of my grunge days!" -@MalJNew ¿WUT?
Wednesday, April 23, 2014 02:28:19 PM from Twitter for Android
@Waspito I was at a recruiting event and they're hiring entry level customer support. Check it
Wednesday, April 23, 2014 09:34:23 AM from Twitter for Android
Greg Kelly on #GDNY is a clown and I love it.
"I want to peel my banana the way I don't have to spit something out of my mouth" - Colin
I think if I did work in a morgue, I'd be able to have more coherent convos with dead fucking bodies.
How the fuck am I supposed to understand what he's saying all the time. He's like an Asian cave man. Grunting and speaking 2 word sentences.
I don't think you actually understand what its like to work with this dude Tun Tun. Guys nice but FUCK. Would rather work in a morgue.
@Waspito Linkin Park's last two albums suck balls
@__JLu Watched it the whole way through my junior year. Streamed it to Cleary's XBox. Way before streaming was cool. Fantastic series.
Can anyone tell me what Nelly meant by an "L" in his song ride wit me. I mean I know its some kind of weed but I don't get the abbreviation
Saturday, April 19, 2014 11:01:30 PM from Twitter for Android
So if I ever say "woman make me a sandwich" its not because I'm a sexistnpig. Its because I'm an inferior chef and you'd make it better
Thursday, April 17, 2014 10:42:34 PM from Twitter for Android
Cuncel my chef career
Thursday, April 17, 2014 10:39:15 PM from Twitter for Android
suck at making burgers on the foreman. If you want a burger, I won't make it for you because mine suck. They are dry, unflavored and uneven.
Thursday, April 17, 2014 10:37:45 PM from Twitter for Android