Just told the VP who hired me to go fuck himself (jokingly) and I told our CEO our UI sucks. #enjoyyy
Wednesday, April 02, 2014 08:41:20 PM from Twitter for Android
40 Oz. to Freedom = the most productive I've been in weeks!
Wednesday, April 02, 2014 11:06:11 AM from Twitter Web Client
Listening to 40 Oz. to Freedom as it's getting warmer is just about the most fantastic thing possible
Wednesday, April 02, 2014 10:50:01 AM from Twitter Web Client
Completely empty bathroom. Don't shit in the stall directly next to me. Asshole.
Wednesday, April 02, 2014 09:34:58 AM from Twitter for Android
The 8:02 just showed up. It's 8:11. We're late because they're using a piece of shit antique train and the doors get stuck.
Wednesday, April 02, 2014 08:12:07 AM from Twitter for Android
@portfolioso nn nn nn n
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Wednesday, April 02, 2014 09:49:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Only take Metro North a couple of times per week, which means that the trains are now late 100% of the time I take them #MTA
Wednesday, April 02, 2014 08:04:24 AM from Twitter for Android
Jesus Christ, CC
Tuesday, April 01, 2014 07:25:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Hahahbdndksn,hjxmdhekcn YANKEES!!! #YeahJeets
Tuesday, April 01, 2014 07:06:23 PM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 "I want to spend some time today to tell you a little bit about Jogues, an extraordinary man!"
Tuesday, April 01, 2014 05:37:00 PM from Twitter for Android
I am walking around the office drinking water out of a a wine glass because fuck it, why not.
It's a grand day! Happy Yankee season!
Tuesday, April 01, 2014 11:29:22 AM from Twitter for Android
Leili is addicted to fins dick juice just like Selena is addicted to the biebs dick juice
Kfc delivered. I am now a black.
I'm diagnosing myself with lung cancer in 2065
Correction. They're 130% fucking. Guaranteed
Saturday, March 29, 2014 11:56:41 PM from Twitter for Android