This product guy Shrek here needs to chill

Saturday, March 29, 2014 11:53:43 PM from Twitter for Android

So are fin and leili fucking?

Saturday, March 29, 2014 11:37:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Verizon Wireless is doing all my fuckin calls

Saturday, March 29, 2014 10:04:53 PM from Twitter for Android

I think it's the zombie apocalypse out there, you guys

Saturday, March 29, 2014 09:50:13 PM from Twitter for Android

There's some voodoo shit going on with these phones..

Saturday, March 29, 2014 09:24:19 PM from Twitter for Android

.@BobSaget is a real sick fuck. @portfolioso is a real sick fuck

Friday, March 28, 2014 10:42:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Dakota bar closed. A little piece of me died inside. WHERE AM I GONNA GET DRUNK ON THEM 90S ROCK TUNES YOU GUYS

Friday, March 28, 2014 05:18:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu Not gonna lie, every tweet I write, I think about the best possible wording with the end goal of you favoriting it.

Friday, March 28, 2014 04:05:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

BRING ME A BEER CUNTS

Friday, March 28, 2014 03:53:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

My stomach has the most beer in it

Friday, March 28, 2014 03:25:49 PM from Twitter for Android

This is exactly what it's like where I work. http://t.co/nboungzi5z

Friday, March 28, 2014 11:46:15 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm going to punch someone in the face this morning

Friday, March 28, 2014 09:35:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

. @Waspito bro you're engaged. Suck it. ...MY women. #GameOn

Thursday, March 27, 2014 09:25:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Emma Stone. Just sayin

Thursday, March 27, 2014 05:08:05 PM from Twitter Web Client