A chip off the old block. Like my pops, I don't take criticism well... At all.
Thursday, April 17, 2014 10:33:04 PM from Twitter for Android
Carly and @MalJNew talking about/playing with their boobs made me a little tingly. Had to walk away
Thursday, April 17, 2014 07:42:23 PM from Twitter for Android
This blew my mind. Apparently, people open bananas backwards like monkeys? @ Booker Software http://t.co/84GXgAnD1W
I really hope no one comes near me that much right now, considering I went to town on beers at the bar and smell like a brewpub
Thursday, April 17, 2014 03:06:12 PM from Twitter Web Client
Accidentally got tipsy at lunch
Thursday, April 17, 2014 02:38:09 PM from Twitter for Android
@XtinaSchelin I'm not. I throw bows
Thursday, April 17, 2014 02:26:19 PM from Twitter for Android
"I need to get myself a Yankee friend girlfriend. FAN. I meant fan." -me
Thursday, April 17, 2014 02:21:11 PM from Twitter for Android
Was gonna go to the strip club tomorrow at lunch, but then remembered it's Good Friday. Don't think Jesus would be too kosher with that...
Thursday, April 17, 2014 02:01:05 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @KFCBarstool: Michael Kay with the worst joke in the history of baseball broadcasting https://t.co/lqSL2czzkI
Thursday, April 17, 2014 07:22:03 AM from Twitter Web Client
Mohammed: "My long grain basmati rice is best in world. Is from Afghanistan"
Wednesday, April 16, 2014 09:44:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Trabajar y mejorar, y cura tu cabesa
Wednesday, April 16, 2014 08:38:07 PM from Twitter for Android
If the Yankees don't sweep the Cubs, I I'm going to cuncel them.
Wednesday, April 16, 2014 08:09:35 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @chisoxbarstool: Lol cubs
Wednesday, April 16, 2014 08:08:36 PM from Twitter for Android
The Cubs are SO bad... They're like me in little league.
Wednesday, April 16, 2014 08:04:32 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at the bar. This is a fuckin sausagefest assed ladies night...
Wednesday, April 16, 2014 07:40:45 PM from Twitter for Android