A chip off the old block. Like my pops, I don't take criticism well... At all.

Thursday, April 17, 2014 10:33:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Carly and @MalJNew talking about/playing with their boobs made me a little tingly. Had to walk away

Thursday, April 17, 2014 07:42:23 PM from Twitter for Android

This blew my mind. Apparently, people open bananas backwards like monkeys? @ Booker Software http://t.co/84GXgAnD1W

Thursday, April 17, 2014 04:49:02 PM from Instagram

I really hope no one comes near me that much right now, considering I went to town on beers at the bar and smell like a brewpub

Thursday, April 17, 2014 03:06:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

Accidentally got tipsy at lunch

Thursday, April 17, 2014 02:38:09 PM from Twitter for Android

@XtinaSchelin I'm not. I throw bows

In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet

Thursday, April 17, 2014 02:26:19 PM from Twitter for Android

"I need to get myself a Yankee friend girlfriend. FAN. I meant fan." -me

Thursday, April 17, 2014 02:21:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Was gonna go to the strip club tomorrow at lunch, but then remembered it's Good Friday. Don't think Jesus would be too kosher with that...

Thursday, April 17, 2014 02:01:05 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @KFCBarstool: Michael Kay with the worst joke in the history of baseball broadcasting https://t.co/lqSL2czzkI

Thursday, April 17, 2014 07:22:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

Mohammed: "My long grain basmati rice is best in world. Is from Afghanistan"

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 09:44:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Trabajar y mejorar, y cura tu cabesa

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 08:38:07 PM from Twitter for Android

If the Yankees don't sweep the Cubs, I I'm going to cuncel them.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 08:09:35 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @chisoxbarstool: Lol cubs

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 08:08:36 PM from Twitter for Android

The Cubs are SO bad... They're like me in little league.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 08:04:32 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at the bar. This is a fuckin sausagefest assed ladies night...

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 07:40:45 PM from Twitter for Android