It smells like menthol cigarettes and Chinese food
@ky9 worse than the MTA
Our regular bartender just gave me a Jolly Rancher before I went back to the office. You know, so I don't reek of booze.
Our CTO doesn't understand why we shouldn't do a tier 2 firewall installation the same night as a major rollout </facepalm> #dumbass
If you spell Michelle with one L, you're an asshole
REG DELETE /y HKLM\Software\Policies\Google Ya fuckin cocksuckers
IT is now pushing corporate policies to change my chrome homepage, and it's corrupting my profile daily. Time to move along.
Beyond #mailtime at work today. Aka went to NY Tech Day for hours to talk to other companies.
Thursday, April 24, 2014 04:11:32 PM from Twitter for Android
Company just did a scavenger hunt for answers on our intranet. if I didn't win this shit, they're fuckin mistaken. I RUN THIS BITCH
Thursday, April 24, 2014 01:27:14 PM from Twitter Web Client
@portfolioso I lost
Thursday, April 24, 2014 08:18:45 PM from Twitter for Android
Cue the Pine-da headline in the NY Post tomorrow
Wednesday, April 23, 2014 09:08:22 PM from Twitter for Android
Come on Jeets. Don't be useless
Wednesday, April 23, 2014 09:07:25 PM from Twitter for Android
Cuncel da yankees
Wednesday, April 23, 2014 07:53:06 PM from Twitter for Android
This fuckin guy has pine tar on his hand? Jesus fuckin christ
Wednesday, April 23, 2014 07:52:06 PM from Twitter for Android
My shirt's on inside out. Blow me if you don't like it.
Wednesday, April 23, 2014 05:07:06 PM from Twitter Web Client