Always awkward when the twin towers show up in 90s videos
🎵and you know thatch my heart will go on 🎵 so 90s was in 4th grade
The girls are watching empowering 90s pop videos. My question is that why does Celene Dion say "thatch" in my heart will go on?
🎵Don't go chasing waterfalls🎵
As a physics geek, I can't stop making this wine glass sing. The guests are getting annoyed. Might be too tips to care...
Had a bottle of wine and am now deeply enjoying Pearl Jam's Ten on the roof
I'm so proud of my @MalJNew. Hosting dinner two nights in a row and killing it!
Ariana Grande. Come at me
Emma Stone. Come at me.
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I can go for a McChicken right now. Can I get that shit on seamless stat?
Ah. I see our CTO is still here. He's suckling Kelly's dick right now
Wednesday, May 07, 2014 09:35:24 PM from Twitter for Android