@MalJNew needs to stop smoking fuckin cigarettes. 🚠🚠ðŸš
"You didn't like the font I used in my document? Bitch, you're the one who uses comic sans." -@MalJNew
Just elbowed a large man while air drumming to the Beatles at the bar
Jack honey as medicine for my throat son.
Cheers to being young, successful and fucked up http://t.co/6Sf8D4dFaR
Gonna run train on those $3 Coors lights at O'Haras in a couple minutes
Whether you like Ron Paul or not, you gotta agree that Liberatarian girl is just about a smokeshow: http://t.co/ejGhNgWMFV
I'm uncoordinated as fuck right now
My liver is going to break this weekend
@kerbear88 fuck the MTA
Thursday, April 03, 2014 09:44:17 PM from Twitter for Android
It's okay. The last time the Yankees opened 0-2 was in 2009. The last time before that was 1998. What happened then?
Thursday, April 03, 2014 12:23:16 AM from Twitter for Android
Never did coke. Never will. I'm already a hyper crazy motherfucker. Don't need any more pep. Need to CHILL
Wednesday, April 02, 2014 10:27:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Last tweet was a butt/pocket my pocket and I thought it was hysterical, so I posted it. Enjoyyy
Wednesday, April 02, 2014 09:51:09 PM from Twitter for Android
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Wednesday, April 02, 2014 09:49:50 PM from Twitter for Android
I am shocked. Got served at the bar by a dude bartender before a smokeshow who was here before me. #enjoyyy
Wednesday, April 02, 2014 08:45:26 PM from Twitter for Android