It smells like menthol cigarettes and Chinese food

Friday, April 25, 2014 03:16:45 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 worse than the MTA

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Friday, April 25, 2014 03:08:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Our regular bartender just gave me a Jolly Rancher before I went back to the office. You know, so I don't reek of booze.

Friday, April 25, 2014 02:59:41 PM from Twitter for Android

Our CTO doesn't understand why we shouldn't do a tier 2 firewall installation the same night as a major rollout </facepalm> #dumbass

Friday, April 25, 2014 01:48:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

If you spell Michelle with one L, you're an asshole

Friday, April 25, 2014 01:34:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

REG DELETE /y HKLM\Software\Policies\Google Ya fuckin cocksuckers

Friday, April 25, 2014 10:09:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

IT is now pushing corporate policies to change my chrome homepage, and it's corrupting my profile daily. Time to move along.

Friday, April 25, 2014 09:37:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

Beyond #mailtime at work today. Aka went to NY Tech Day for hours to talk to other companies.

Thursday, April 24, 2014 04:11:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Company just did a scavenger hunt for answers on our intranet. if I didn't win this shit, they're fuckin mistaken. I RUN THIS BITCH

Thursday, April 24, 2014 01:27:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

Cue the Pine-da headline in the NY Post tomorrow

Wednesday, April 23, 2014 09:08:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Come on Jeets. Don't be useless

Wednesday, April 23, 2014 09:07:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel da yankees

Wednesday, April 23, 2014 07:53:06 PM from Twitter for Android

This fuckin guy has pine tar on his hand? Jesus fuckin christ

Wednesday, April 23, 2014 07:52:06 PM from Twitter for Android

My shirt's on inside out. Blow me if you don't like it.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014 05:07:06 PM from Twitter Web Client