@MalJNew needs to stop smoking fuckin cigarettes. 🚭 🚭 🚭

Friday, April 04, 2014 04:42:36 PM from Twitter for Android

"You didn't like the font I used in my document? Bitch, you're the one who uses comic sans." -@MalJNew

Friday, April 04, 2014 01:58:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Just elbowed a large man while air drumming to the Beatles at the bar

Friday, April 04, 2014 01:51:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Jack honey as medicine for my throat son.

Friday, April 04, 2014 01:49:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Cheers to being young, successful and fucked up http://t.co/6Sf8D4dFaR

Friday, April 04, 2014 01:10:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Gonna run train on those $3 Coors lights at O'Haras in a couple minutes

Friday, April 04, 2014 12:35:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

Whether you like Ron Paul or not, you gotta agree that Liberatarian girl is just about a smokeshow: http://t.co/ejGhNgWMFV

Friday, April 04, 2014 09:42:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm uncoordinated as fuck right now

Friday, April 04, 2014 09:35:07 AM from Twitter Web Client

My liver is going to break this weekend

Friday, April 04, 2014 07:53:48 AM from Twitter for Android

@kerbear88 fuck the MTA

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Thursday, April 03, 2014 09:44:17 PM from Twitter for Android

It's okay. The last time the Yankees opened 0-2 was in 2009. The last time before that was 1998. What happened then?

Thursday, April 03, 2014 12:23:16 AM from Twitter for Android

Never did coke. Never will. I'm already a hyper crazy motherfucker. Don't need any more pep. Need to CHILL

Wednesday, April 02, 2014 10:27:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Last tweet was a butt/pocket my pocket and I thought it was hysterical, so I posted it. Enjoyyy

Wednesday, April 02, 2014 09:51:09 PM from Twitter for Android

@portfolioso nn nn nn n
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mmnn.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Wednesday, April 02, 2014 09:49:50 PM from Twitter for Android

I am shocked. Got served at the bar by a dude bartender before a smokeshow who was here before me. #enjoyyy

Wednesday, April 02, 2014 08:45:26 PM from Twitter for Android