Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I'm a Gmail Abuser. My GScript went awry... Whoopise http://t.co/jHTHjX7qmA

My shoes smell like piss. And by piss, I don't mean urine

finally an Android calendar app that doesn't look like ASS: "New Android Calendar look and features leaked" http://t.co/VmozzOM3mZ

Cuncel my fantasy team this week. @tomwcleary is running train all over Emilio's Big Guys

Buncha douchebags at Home Depot pointing out that I saved NOTHING. 0. NIL http://t.co/hR8FGHven9

Fucking project managers. When I don't answer because they asked a stupid question, all they can do is escalate to VPs who are more clueless

RT @BarstoolJJ: Someone reached out about bars before the Yankee game with "Do you know the bodega where you can smoke weed in the back?" N…

"The DevOps function is an issue here"
Nah. You're an issue here

Yo Russ, gimmie my fuckin 🍕

I have a "pizza party lunch with the CTO" . Going to have a fucking blast. 😴 👎

Our security guy has had the largest boner the past couple of days because of this heartbleed vulnerability. BRO RELAX

I need a fuckin interpreter to understand this dude Tun Tun. No fucking clue what this guy is even talking about

New Twitter redesign wasn't yet pushed to me, but it's some BULL shit. I hardly use Facebook because it's over cluttered. No need to copy

Frusciante's new album blows. Get back on the drugs man, your current shit's weak

Overheard from my mouth in the office: "Where are all the managers, and why don't they know jack shit? Bunch of morons."