"My mouth is sore from making a vagina face" -@MichaelShatin
"I got my grandpa's meat" -@MalJNew
"Helen Keller wouldn't have prescription sunglasses, Joes. Unless it was a prescription for sight" -@MichaelShatin
RT @beardobarstool: Lots of pale legs with bruises all over them what have you girls been doing all winter
Free mint juleps for Derby Day, a la my dude bartender.
Do I have enough souvenir cups? http://t.co/ZSkHwvmshr
Bald Vinny just retweeted my public twitter acct tweet. I am honored
Remix to Ignition to pregame the Yankees. Fuckers
Drankin all day watchin 90s and 2000s rap/R&B vids before we chill with @baldvinny in 203 later
In Newwwwww Yorkkkkkj. Concrete jungle where all our trains deraiiiilllll
JLaw yacked in Madonna's house, got told to get it together by Miley and smelled Bradd Pitt. I am fine with these antics
Just Marked Dakota Roadhouse closed on Foursquare. It's a sad day.
This new Foursquare company strategy is fucking bullshit. This will kill the whole platform, guaranteed: http://t.co/YwTkeao5J1
@kerbear88 because Fairfield gets cheap no name assholes for concerts.
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 11:08:30 PM from Twitter for Android
Ima sneak this bud light outta the bar, you guys
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 10:35:58 PM from Twitter for Android