Yep. Booze is kicking in. Tweets may get cray soon

Saturday, April 12, 2014 05:21:03 PM from Twitter for Android

This pasty assed mother fucker will be up on the roof, tanning.. UV index is 6, son

Saturday, April 12, 2014 11:40:07 AM from Twitter for Android

The Yankees are a mediocre assed team...

Friday, April 11, 2014 10:45:21 PM from Twitter for Android

If you ever have to work with SQL Server Integration Services, kindly kill yourself. This technology is BULLSHIT

Friday, April 11, 2014 05:51:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

ear secks tho: https://t.co/7h4diKvqrA

Friday, April 11, 2014 04:56:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

Useful fucking error message, @Microsoft. Tells me exactly what's wrong http://t.co/xfH1xEz0En

Friday, April 11, 2014 04:17:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

Gonna need to work with Tun Tun in a bit. Be right back while I get an interpreter.

Friday, April 11, 2014 03:35:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: @UberFacts Is The Worst Twitter Account Ever http://bit.ly/1i8lhBi

Friday, April 11, 2014 09:59:57 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Everyone is bitching about Scandal and how it sucked tonight. I couldn't even tell you what the show was about off the top of my head...

Friday, April 11, 2014 02:33:24 AM from Twitter Web Client

Google still hasn't improved hangouts since it launched and it's still more of a piece of shit than old GChat

Friday, April 11, 2014 02:00:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

4 years ago today... @Onethirdof3x5 @tomwcleary #tbt http://t.co/DMVgKXZnZx

Thursday, April 10, 2014 09:22:55 PM from Twitter for Android

YEAH JEETS

Thursday, April 10, 2014 08:47:50 PM from Twitter for Android

There is no saving this place. We're beyond fucked

Thursday, April 10, 2014 12:56:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

@kerbear88 Just got a push notification to my phone that JPJ just joined Instagram

Wednesday, April 09, 2014 05:31:26 PM from Twitter Web Client