"My mouth is sore from making a vagina face" -@MichaelShatin

Saturday, May 03, 2014 03:56:23 PM from Twitter for Android

"I got my grandpa's meat" -@MalJNew

Saturday, May 03, 2014 03:46:47 PM from Twitter for Android

"Helen Keller wouldn't have prescription sunglasses, Joes. Unless it was a prescription for sight" -@MichaelShatin

Saturday, May 03, 2014 03:23:50 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @beardobarstool: Lots of pale legs with bruises all over them what have you girls been doing all winter

Saturday, May 03, 2014 02:41:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Free mint juleps for Derby Day, a la my dude bartender.

Saturday, May 03, 2014 02:15:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Do I have enough souvenir cups? http://t.co/ZSkHwvmshr

Friday, May 02, 2014 11:04:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Bald Vinny just retweeted my public twitter acct tweet. I am honored

Friday, May 02, 2014 05:06:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Remix to Ignition to pregame the Yankees. Fuckers

Friday, May 02, 2014 03:25:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Drankin all day watchin 90s and 2000s rap/R&B vids before we chill with @baldvinny in 203 later

Friday, May 02, 2014 03:20:36 PM from Twitter for Android

In Newwwwww Yorkkkkkj. Concrete jungle where all our trains deraiiiilllll

Friday, May 02, 2014 11:54:21 AM from Twitter for Android

JLaw yacked in Madonna's house, got told to get it together by Miley and smelled Bradd Pitt. I am fine with these antics

Friday, May 02, 2014 10:41:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

Just Marked Dakota Roadhouse closed on Foursquare. It's a sad day.

Friday, May 02, 2014 10:29:39 AM from Twitter Web Client

This new Foursquare company strategy is fucking bullshit. This will kill the whole platform, guaranteed: http://t.co/YwTkeao5J1

Thursday, May 01, 2014 09:13:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

@kerbear88 because Fairfield gets cheap no name assholes for concerts.

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Wednesday, April 30, 2014 11:08:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Ima sneak this bud light outta the bar, you guys

Wednesday, April 30, 2014 10:35:58 PM from Twitter for Android