@Waspito @mich_amore if he only kills bad guys, I approve.

Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:05:19 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @BarstoolJJ: This sauce I'm cooking is coming along lovely.

Sunday, May 04, 2014 06:19:53 PM from Twitter for Android

There's this PERFECT yellow lab here that ima steal

Sunday, May 04, 2014 05:59:22 PM from Twitter for Android

This gentleman has got some fantastic facial hair going. http://t.co/M365rEXkje

Sunday, May 04, 2014 05:51:09 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 Drunk typo fail

Sunday, May 04, 2014 05:09:28 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 nah son. I have moles that reywery stuffs

Sunday, May 04, 2014 05:08:47 PM from Twitter for Android

.@MrMet @Wally97 fuck you hos. Mets and sox are my all time hated teams.

Sunday, May 04, 2014 04:23:46 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @BarstoolJJ: You don't win games giving up inside the park home runs

Sunday, May 04, 2014 02:29:21 PM from Twitter for Android

@dannyrob88 Fuck the rays jackass

Sunday, May 04, 2014 02:29:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Oh and if the FBI sees my last tweet, before you arrest me, I just meant I'm farting a lot assholes

Saturday, May 03, 2014 10:17:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Generating enough methane gas to blow up Queens

Saturday, May 03, 2014 10:16:13 PM from Twitter for Android

General A Rod is on steroids...

Saturday, May 03, 2014 06:21:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Protip: Do not use beer bottles as drumsticks. Doesn't turn out well.

Saturday, May 03, 2014 06:01:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Why is Jamie Foxx glistening?

Saturday, May 03, 2014 05:16:28 PM from Twitter for Android