Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I don't think you actually understand what its like to work with this dude Tun Tun. Guys nice but FUCK. Would rather work in a morgue.

@Waspito Linkin Park's last two albums suck balls

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@__JLu Watched it the whole way through my junior year. Streamed it to Cleary's XBox. Way before streaming was cool. Fantastic series.

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Can anyone tell me what Nelly meant by an "L" in his song ride wit me. I mean I know its some kind of weed but I don't get the abbreviation

So if I ever say "woman make me a sandwich" its not because I'm a sexistnpig. Its because I'm an inferior chef and you'd make it better

Cuncel my chef career

suck at making burgers on the foreman. If you want a burger, I won't make it for you because mine suck. They are dry, unflavored and uneven.

A chip off the old block. Like my pops, I don't take criticism well... At all.

Carly and @MalJNew talking about/playing with their boobs made me a little tingly. Had to walk away

This blew my mind. Apparently, people open bananas backwards like monkeys? @ Booker Software http://t.co/84GXgAnD1W

I really hope no one comes near me that much right now, considering I went to town on beers at the bar and smell like a brewpub

Accidentally got tipsy at lunch

@XtinaSchelin I'm not. I throw bows

"I need to get myself a Yankee friend girlfriend. FAN. I meant fan." -me

Was gonna go to the strip club tomorrow at lunch, but then remembered it's Good Friday. Don't think Jesus would be too kosher with that...