As a physics geek, I can't stop making this wine glass sing. The guests are getting annoyed. Might be too tips to care...
Had a bottle of wine and am now deeply enjoying Pearl Jam's Ten on the roof
I'm so proud of my @MalJNew. Hosting dinner two nights in a row and killing it!
Ariana Grande. Come at me
Emma Stone. Come at me.
Ladies and Gentlemen, our VP of Service Deivery: http://t.co/JsTQ80doJu
I can go for a McChicken right now. Can I get that shit on seamless stat?
Ah. I see our CTO is still here. He's suckling Kelly's dick right now
Wednesday, May 07, 2014 09:35:24 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm sorry but allowing a short hand goal while YOU have a power play is not how you win hockey games
Wednesday, May 07, 2014 09:18:30 PM from Twitter for Android
Live tweet I g the company Siete de mayo party. How to get fired
Wednesday, May 07, 2014 09:07:40 PM from Twitter for Android
If my boss wasn't gay, this support manager Ashling would tie him down and bang him so hard.... Guaranteed
Wednesday, May 07, 2014 09:07:06 PM from Twitter for Android
This bitch wearing three watches is a weirdo
Wednesday, May 07, 2014 09:04:22 PM from Twitter for Android
This is a snubbull. Or Gabe's gf. Or Philly meg http://t.co/ibTFSwmMCS
Wednesday, May 07, 2014 09:01:45 PM from Twitter for Android
I'd also like to point out that Wagner let herself go. Funny how people still think she's hot because they should've seen her in 2010
Wednesday, May 07, 2014 08:59:00 PM from Twitter for Android