Beyond #mailtime at work today. Aka went to NY Tech Day for hours to talk to other companies.

Thursday, April 24, 2014 04:11:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Company just did a scavenger hunt for answers on our intranet. if I didn't win this shit, they're fuckin mistaken. I RUN THIS BITCH

Thursday, April 24, 2014 01:27:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

Cue the Pine-da headline in the NY Post tomorrow

Wednesday, April 23, 2014 09:08:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Come on Jeets. Don't be useless

Wednesday, April 23, 2014 09:07:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel da yankees

Wednesday, April 23, 2014 07:53:06 PM from Twitter for Android

This fuckin guy has pine tar on his hand? Jesus fuckin christ

Wednesday, April 23, 2014 07:52:06 PM from Twitter for Android

My shirt's on inside out. Blow me if you don't like it.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014 05:07:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew Fuck Nickelback

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Wednesday, April 23, 2014 05:05:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

Four years ago today was Tour de Fairfield. How Haliskoe didn't kill us with his DWI remains a miracle...

Wednesday, April 23, 2014 04:17:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

"I went to an Alanis Morisette concert in the height of my grunge days!" -@MalJNew ¿WUT?

Wednesday, April 23, 2014 02:28:19 PM from Twitter for Android

@Waspito I was at a recruiting event and they're hiring entry level customer support. Check it

In reply to @'s tweet

Wednesday, April 23, 2014 09:34:23 AM from Twitter for Android

Greg Kelly on #GDNY is a clown and I love it.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014 08:31:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

"I want to peel my banana the way I don't have to spit something out of my mouth" - Colin

Monday, April 21, 2014 05:37:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

I think if I did work in a morgue, I'd be able to have more coherent convos with dead fucking bodies.

Monday, April 21, 2014 05:33:26 PM from Twitter for Android

How the fuck am I supposed to understand what he's saying all the time. He's like an Asian cave man. Grunting and speaking 2 word sentences.

Monday, April 21, 2014 05:32:39 PM from Twitter for Android