Fuck the fuckin Flyers. I hate Philly. And Philly Meg
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 08:40:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Have I mentioned lately that Firefox is a fucking piece of shit? http://t.co/hmcLGjhyj8
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 04:32:02 PM from Twitter Web Client
Our alcoholic sysops team is arguing over how the new on call schedule will fit into our drinking habits
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 02:55:51 PM from Twitter Web Client
The B.O. originating from my boss is kind of out of control for a white guy. Two cubes down.
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 09:57:03 AM from Twitter Web Client
What's the over under the girl who wrote this letter has been executed? I'd say probably 80/20 http://t.co/DCILM98R53
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 09:30:59 AM from Twitter Web Client
Sorry Mals, but based on Emma Stone's Tonight Show appearance, I must cheat on you with her.
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 12:10:14 AM from Twitter for Android Tablets
The grammar in this email made me cry. I judged harshly. http://t.co/OWnDal2iHx
"How do I go about creating more space/compressing the C drive?" -Actual support ticket. Yes. We'll just create extra HD sectors out of air
Interviewed a guy and asked him to compare F5 and A10 load balancers. "A10 isbetter because it is 5 more and an A is better than an F"
Take Ray Bans out of case. Frame is cracked in two and the lens fell out. Happy Monday to you also, cunts
If you ask me a question the second I walk in before I'm settled, or Skype me within the first 5 minutes I'm here, you're a fuckin asshole
All corruption....
Saturday, April 26, 2014 09:20:28 PM from Twitter for Android
Dave Robertson is my homeslice
Saturday, April 26, 2014 04:14:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Having a religious experience via root beer float with @MalJNew
Saturday, April 26, 2014 01:53:55 PM from Twitter for Android
Also, if the toilet is clogged at work, wasn't me maybe