Our shit has been down all night and look at all the fucks I give. Maybe it'll give McGivern a heart attack.
Will you crackers on call fix the reporting cluster so I stop getting alerts while I'm trying to get shitfaced on Friday night? Please and thx
Why is it that the only people who go through your recycling for bottle deposits are middle aged Asian women?
Touche, @KFCBarstool , touche. Sounds like a blast... http://t.co/x0CObWa1EC
This old bitch is watching loud videos on her phone. Shut the fuck up
No seats and the door to the car with like 3, people in it is locked. These mother fuckers #MTA
If this train was on time and not 8 minutes late, I wouldn't have gotten caught in the rain. #MTA #die
This is the jokeshop who manages our DBAs, yet refuses to make decisions... It's time to move on... http://t.co/czl6iBzm4Z
"You made me look like a freak in front of J Lo" - Jennifer Lawrence.... Girl, we know you're already a freak. https://t.co/KUlcRBOWpg
Actual Metro North poster... Very poor wording. Delays DO happen often, and I'm never glad. Fuckers. http://t.co/Y98iLV2LBf
.@DRob30 is my dude
On the phone with Time Warner Cable. Blood pressure is slowly increasing
OMG New Foo Fighters this fall and a 8 part mini series on HBO. vnsldkbgaslkgnas djbaskhdbvaskldbfaklsdjbgaksjdbf #DAVEGROHL #OBSESSED
If your family brings three fucking bikes into the subway at rush hour, you all deserve the worst
Tanaka is the only competent pitcher on this entire team
Wednesday, May 14, 2014 10:13:05 PM from Twitter for Android