Cut me off and shut me up? Fine. I won't talk to you the rest of the day. Fuck off

Tuesday, May 20, 2014 03:27:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

Closing out old abandoned tickets. Very tempted to close them all with "Don't give a fuck about your bitch ass request, ho"

Tuesday, May 20, 2014 12:51:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

Listening to Wasting Light and OMG DAVE GROHL. Missed this album

Tuesday, May 20, 2014 12:47:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

Colin. Shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ. Hasn't shut his trap all morning since I walked in. I don't even give a fuck about your jibber jabber

Tuesday, May 20, 2014 11:27:35 AM from Twitter Web Client

I lost by .33 points in fantasy this week. Bastards

Monday, May 19, 2014 09:17:55 AM from Twitter for Android

Two more hours I'm "on call" and by on call I mean drunk at brunch.s

Sunday, May 18, 2014 04:22:13 PM from Twitter for Android

That time when you're shitface and your mom tells you to call

Sunday, May 18, 2014 04:17:22 PM from Twitter for Android

@kerbear88 come on. This cannot be why you don't root for them

Sunday, May 18, 2014 03:37:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Idk how I got this drunk without trying

Sunday, May 18, 2014 03:35:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Wasted

Sunday, May 18, 2014 03:30:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck. Drunk texted my boss today...

Sunday, May 18, 2014 01:44:46 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm asleep and its 9pm whack #ICantHang hijacked by @dannyrob88 ha @Waspito http://t.co/IubNpLaDmh

Saturday, May 17, 2014 09:01:00 PM from Twitter for Android

I drank way too much and I still have a headband in that's purple.

Saturday, May 17, 2014 03:28:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Eheyyy Joe Vinny Chris Y Tom

Saturday, May 17, 2014 03:08:44 PM from Twitter for Android