I'm in a room full of guineas and the Italian slag going on is cracking me up.
If you're Italian, you call your mother, Ma, right? I mean heyyyyyy ohhhh!
I'm now fucked up
Shit. We just did a lit of fireball
Broken bar glass #1 of the day. Live errr day like it's your last
Nurrrrrseeeeeee. Bring me.more.mimosas
"We were talking about blowing up hymens. Get on our level" -@MalJNew
You're jelly of my fly headband selfie. PS o hay accidental smokeshow in the background.... http://t.co/Y2zzohBgj3
Thus guy is aweeeeesomeeee dudee
Every time my phone goes off, I expect @__JLu to be favoriting one of my tweets, but it is an alert about how our reporting is down #die
Drinkin Bud Light bottles. Tastes like the Grape, but cheaper
Kevin's friend is playing ass twerkin videos all night and the gf is like:
I approve of this http://t.co/L0ymJxkgDJ
Bubble Butt.. This is some beyond twerking shit
Just watched the music video of Turn Down for What by DJ Snake and Lil John. DAFUQ
@portfolioso *Lil Jon. Autocorrect som