Drankin all day watchin 90s and 2000s rap/R&B vids before we chill with @baldvinny in 203 later
In Newwwwww Yorkkkkkj. Concrete jungle where all our trains deraiiiilllll
JLaw yacked in Madonna's house, got told to get it together by Miley and smelled Bradd Pitt. I am fine with these antics
Just Marked Dakota Roadhouse closed on Foursquare. It's a sad day.
This new Foursquare company strategy is fucking bullshit. This will kill the whole platform, guaranteed: http://t.co/YwTkeao5J1
@kerbear88 because Fairfield gets cheap no name assholes for concerts.
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 11:08:30 PM from Twitter for Android
Ima sneak this bud light outta the bar, you guys
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 10:35:58 PM from Twitter for Android
They didn't call me Joe Spanky in college for nothin' you guys
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 10:34:41 PM from Twitter for Android
The owner of this bar reminds me of that dude from Aqua Teen Hunger Force with the hairy back
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 10:04:01 PM from Twitter for Android
Shit. Am I on call tonight?
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 09:54:37 PM from Twitter for Android
Get a load a this old fuck at bikini bar. Guys like bald and 65 mackin it on the bikini bartenders
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 09:53:21 PM from Twitter for Android
This bikini bartender is what you call a "thick girl"
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 09:49:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Stop smoking fuckin cigarettes @MalJNew
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 09:29:31 PM from Twitter for Android
Best. Photobomb. Ever. http://t.co/lwIu8XtLfx
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 08:58:27 PM from Twitter for Android
This motherfucker is on call if the system shits the bed and will be going to bikini bar next.
Wednesday, April 30, 2014 08:51:34 PM from Twitter for Android