@__JLu lemmie call Bob Johnson. He'll outbid that bastard.
@__JLu no worries abusers... I have the same inability to code. But b/c we're baller tech mob bosses, we know it all so it doesn't matter.
But I appreesh, bro
What's the over/under @__JLu has a python script to auto favorite my tweets? Not even possible how quickly they're read and favorited.
Pls explain how I just shit out corn kernels I ate 4 hours ago...
Hipsters with iPhones are bullshit because if they didn't conform with society, they'd have a phone no one else the fuck has. So blow me.
What pisses me off is fuckin hipsters with iPhones. iPhones are mainstream. This is the shit that isn't: http://t.co/IWKNRSi5fq
@Waspito @mich_amore if he only kills bad guys, I approve.
RT @BarstoolJJ: This sauce I'm cooking is coming along lovely.
There's this PERFECT yellow lab here that ima steal
This gentleman has got some fantastic facial hair going. http://t.co/M365rEXkje
@ky9 Drunk typo fail
@ky9 nah son. I have moles that reywery stuffs
@ky9 Good person ;)