Cross training an engineer on the rollouts. His response: "Dude, this is infuriating. No wonder you're mad all the time" #iquitsoon
If I submit this to our piece of shit ticketing system, you think anyone will even read this? Work with incompetents http://t.co/x6Fya9zY4n
Two of my engineers have been spending 40 minutes investigating a false alarm. JESUS CHRIST GET ME OUT OF HERE
How do I filter iOS 8 shit out of my news reader because I don't give a fuck
So fuck that noise. I'm going on twitter and barstool the rest of the day.
I hope this fucking place burns to the ground. Why do I even bother making suggestions when they get rudely shot down and my idea is better
I'm gonna fuckin punch someone in the face today.
Asked bossman to update a support ticket with more info I researched. he said no, I should do it. I don't have access to the ticket. FUCK U
You're mistaken if you don't think I'm putting Mal's "You can't be a pimp and a prostitute too" White Stripes sticker on my work laptop.
Might have just gotten caught by a dog owner talking about his dogs titties.
I'm all about this drunk bus to the party in the hotel lobby
I am OK with these old ladies getting down to remix to ignition
The amount of 90s techno at this wedding is making me happy
Mal just said my tweets are just as bad as Bynes' were during her meltdown. I'm not that crazy, am I?
Whoever is driving this R train is a miserable fuckup who needs to learn how to brake without everyone wiping out. F- #mta