Cross training an engineer on the rollouts. His response: "Dude, this is infuriating. No wonder you're mad all the time" #iquitsoon

Tuesday, June 03, 2014 04:31:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

If I submit this to our piece of shit ticketing system, you think anyone will even read this? Work with incompetents http://t.co/x6Fya9zY4n

Monday, June 02, 2014 05:29:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

Two of my engineers have been spending 40 minutes investigating a false alarm. JESUS CHRIST GET ME OUT OF HERE

Monday, June 02, 2014 03:53:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

How do I filter iOS 8 shit out of my news reader because I don't give a fuck

Monday, June 02, 2014 03:20:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

So fuck that noise. I'm going on twitter and barstool the rest of the day.

Monday, June 02, 2014 03:17:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

I hope this fucking place burns to the ground. Why do I even bother making suggestions when they get rudely shot down and my idea is better

Monday, June 02, 2014 03:16:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm gonna fuckin punch someone in the face today.

Monday, June 02, 2014 03:13:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

Asked bossman to update a support ticket with more info I researched. he said no, I should do it. I don't have access to the ticket. FUCK U

Monday, June 02, 2014 10:13:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

You're mistaken if you don't think I'm putting Mal's "You can't be a pimp and a prostitute too" White Stripes sticker on my work laptop.

Sunday, June 01, 2014 02:16:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Might have just gotten caught by a dog owner talking about his dogs titties.

Sunday, June 01, 2014 12:44:22 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm all about this drunk bus to the party in the hotel lobby

Saturday, May 31, 2014 12:33:05 AM from Twitter for Android

I am OK with these old ladies getting down to remix to ignition

Friday, May 30, 2014 11:32:42 PM from Twitter for Android

The amount of 90s techno at this wedding is making me happy

Friday, May 30, 2014 11:25:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Mal just said my tweets are just as bad as Bynes' were during her meltdown. I'm not that crazy, am I?

Thursday, May 29, 2014 08:27:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Whoever is driving this R train is a miserable fuckup who needs to learn how to brake without everyone wiping out. F- #mta

Thursday, May 29, 2014 07:14:56 PM from Twitter for Android