Who thought it was a good idea to shut down all Queens bound N Q R trains and do construction on the queensboro bridge

Thursday, June 05, 2014 11:37:11 PM from Twitter for Android

sent multiple emails to suits at my company saying they are wasting $5300/month on unused powered off servers. They don't care. #wutever

Thursday, June 05, 2014 12:57:36 AM from Twitter for Android

Hold the phone. Was Ja Rule really at orchard beach with j lo tonight, or are you guys just fucking with me? Bc I'd a been in that hood...

Thursday, June 05, 2014 12:52:21 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm not sure what Dashport does, but their landing page is pretty cool. http://t.co/4wy6UySXJC

Thursday, June 05, 2014 12:45:55 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @KFCBarstool: The Mets stink.

Thursday, June 05, 2014 12:31:46 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin a

Wednesday, June 04, 2014 11:15:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Pulled the recovery because Vinny fucked me over in quarter hockey and made me chug like 2 beers

Wednesday, June 04, 2014 11:04:53 PM from Twitter for Android

HENRIK with the saves

Wednesday, June 04, 2014 10:51:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Get up you fuckin pussy. Call yourself a hockey player?

Wednesday, June 04, 2014 09:33:11 PM from Twitter for Android

According to @BarstoolJJ , did Don Zimmer just kick it? Kinda bummed. Torre's sidekick.

Wednesday, June 04, 2014 09:06:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Goooooooooooooooool. (Ya I know this isn't soccer) water's on me!

Wednesday, June 04, 2014 08:49:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Not pleased that my beer is empty and I'm boxed in and can't order a new one.

Wednesday, June 04, 2014 07:51:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Some fucker just put a dump of our entire company website database in the site's web root. For fuck's sake.

Wednesday, June 04, 2014 05:30:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

"hey Joe, if I wanted [version on QA], do I need to open servicedesk ticket? Give you $5? Blow John? what's the process now?"

Wednesday, June 04, 2014 02:42:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

That's it folks! I've just cuncelled my company. CUNCEL. They are finished.

Tuesday, June 03, 2014 05:17:34 PM from Twitter Web Client