FUCKIN COCKSUCKERS I SUCK AT MY FUCKING JOB.

Tuesday, May 13, 2014 05:00:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, shuttin off DNS

Tuesday, May 13, 2014 11:25:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

Anyone else ever roll prod code directly from the shitter? #TMI? Basically how I feel about this place. ;)

Tuesday, May 13, 2014 08:29:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @KFCBarstool: Serious question...will the Yankees ever beat the Mets again? Ever?

Monday, May 12, 2014 11:36:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Verizon sucks a dick at 3G - 4G handoffs. The fuck does 3G still even exist anymore. Such nonsense

Monday, May 12, 2014 08:46:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

Not to be a cocky asshole or anything, but when I actually ran shit in this joint instead of the idiot suits, the shit hit the fan less.

Monday, May 12, 2014 04:51:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

Do not fuck with mama geese. Biddies are batshit crazy. Almost attacked me going 20 on my bike. Not hurting your kids bro, chill

Monday, May 12, 2014 02:53:16 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @KFCBarstool: "KFC you're such a negative fucking person" - @stoolpresidente. Another gem of a Rundown coming your way later today

Monday, May 12, 2014 02:52:03 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu been around a while. Very useful!

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Monday, May 12, 2014 02:02:30 PM from Twitter for Android

this new mute feature is baller. What's the over/under like 95% of my followers mute me for batshit tweets. Whatever

Monday, May 12, 2014 01:47:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

Café Patron and greens (salad if you're too stupid to believe that)

Sunday, May 11, 2014 02:03:56 AM from Twitter for Android

I mean... ATC's All Around The World is fuckin fantastic right now. #2000

Sunday, May 11, 2014 01:52:14 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm drink or something

Sunday, May 11, 2014 01:28:22 AM from Twitter for Android

Beatsie boys are on. Reminds me of the co founder COO we fired like assholes because he was the shit and now they should crash and burn

Sunday, May 11, 2014 01:18:18 AM from Twitter for Android

Just belted Sex and Candy. Neighbors may not be pleased

Sunday, May 11, 2014 01:16:09 AM from Twitter for Android