DBA manager with the rainbow keyboard keeps ripping ass up in this bitch. http://t.co/03GOKOhmmH
Verizon XLTE. Now faster upload speeds than Time Warner's turbo package that's $60/month http://t.co/ZbI0L9iuJG
One of my Russians told me the following: "You either drink and smoke, or you die healthy" apparently the expression is catchier in Russian.
Ear secks tho: http://t.co/VeGaP3T7Yd
Fuckin guy is over at our desks every 5 minutes asking for progress and giving new tasks. How is anything supposed to get finished?
My boss and I simultaneously screaming at the director of Engineering was fantastic.
@__JLu I don't see how they're that good. Just utterly ridiculous. If it makes people smile, my job is done...
@MalJNew love you
Wednesday, May 28, 2014 12:07:54 AM from Twitter for Android
Cue the wheelchair for this wedding...
Cuncel game 5
This Coors Light tastes like Mexican sweaty chlorine pool water
The fuck is it possible to be that bad on the power play?
This old bitch singing is pretty shitty
My boy Pat is a degenerate. Regarding the server maintenance, he sent the best email. "they're like fuck that noise" http://t.co/cgBdX3jxvS
Chillin yo