DBA manager with the rainbow keyboard keeps ripping ass up in this bitch. http://t.co/03GOKOhmmH

Thursday, May 29, 2014 04:08:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Verizon XLTE. Now faster upload speeds than Time Warner's turbo package that's $60/month http://t.co/ZbI0L9iuJG

Thursday, May 29, 2014 12:33:17 PM from Twitter for Android

One of my Russians told me the following: "You either drink and smoke, or you die healthy" apparently the expression is catchier in Russian.

Thursday, May 29, 2014 10:04:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

Ear secks tho: http://t.co/VeGaP3T7Yd

Thursday, May 29, 2014 12:02:43 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin guy is over at our desks every 5 minutes asking for progress and giving new tasks. How is anything supposed to get finished?

Wednesday, May 28, 2014 05:22:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

My boss and I simultaneously screaming at the director of Engineering was fantastic.

Wednesday, May 28, 2014 05:21:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu I don't see how they're that good. Just utterly ridiculous. If it makes people smile, my job is done...

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Wednesday, May 28, 2014 01:35:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew love you

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Wednesday, May 28, 2014 12:07:54 AM from Twitter for Android

Cue the wheelchair for this wedding...

Tuesday, May 27, 2014 11:54:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel game 5

Tuesday, May 27, 2014 10:42:25 PM from Twitter for Android

This Coors Light tastes like Mexican sweaty chlorine pool water

Tuesday, May 27, 2014 10:37:43 PM from Twitter for Android

The fuck is it possible to be that bad on the power play?

Tuesday, May 27, 2014 09:14:10 PM from Twitter for Android

This old bitch singing is pretty shitty

Tuesday, May 27, 2014 08:10:13 PM from Twitter for Android

My boy Pat is a degenerate. Regarding the server maintenance, he sent the best email. "they're like fuck that noise" http://t.co/cgBdX3jxvS

Tuesday, May 27, 2014 09:54:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

Chillin yo

Monday, May 26, 2014 09:18:28 PM from Twitter for Android