Ah. I see our CTO is still here. He's suckling Kelly's dick right now

Wednesday, May 07, 2014 09:35:24 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm sorry but allowing a short hand goal while YOU have a power play is not how you win hockey games

Wednesday, May 07, 2014 09:18:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Live tweet I g the company Siete de mayo party. How to get fired

Wednesday, May 07, 2014 09:07:40 PM from Twitter for Android

If my boss wasn't gay, this support manager Ashling would tie him down and bang him so hard.... Guaranteed

Wednesday, May 07, 2014 09:07:06 PM from Twitter for Android

This bitch wearing three watches is a weirdo

Wednesday, May 07, 2014 09:04:22 PM from Twitter for Android

This is a snubbull. Or Gabe's gf. Or Philly meg http://t.co/ibTFSwmMCS

Wednesday, May 07, 2014 09:01:45 PM from Twitter for Android

I'd also like to point out that Wagner let herself go. Funny how people still think she's hot because they should've seen her in 2010

Wednesday, May 07, 2014 08:59:00 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu I played Gold in 6th grade so I know some up to 250, but not many of them

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Wednesday, May 07, 2014 08:31:06 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @BarstoolJJ: On a hump day bitchface? http://t.co/NjxZyCtpZ9

Wednesday, May 07, 2014 08:23:45 PM from Twitter for Android

No offense because I'm sure she's a nice girl, but Gabe's girlfriend looks like that Pokémon Snubbull

Wednesday, May 07, 2014 08:23:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Reviewing our "standard operating procedures" written by this suit asshole who doesn't understand tech. A bunch of rubbish bullshit. F-

Wednesday, May 07, 2014 10:23:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

This meeting is horseshit

Tuesday, May 06, 2014 01:25:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Cockiest signature ever, said no one ever: "Sent from my Windows Phone. Which is better than your iPhone." Except I work with this dude...

Tuesday, May 06, 2014 09:38:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

Our systems such a piece of shit, I have a buddy on support that just renames un deletable services to z do not book

Monday, May 05, 2014 11:26:54 PM from Twitter for Android

z_Do_Not_Book

Monday, May 05, 2014 11:25:36 PM from Twitter for Android