I find it hysterical that I was out for days and 10 people couldn't figure something out I just fixed in 30 seconds #FAIL

Monday, June 16, 2014 01:06:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't give a fuck about the world cup?

Monday, June 16, 2014 12:58:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

If you pronounce it Jinx, you're an asshole @H9RBSjs Debate of the day: "Engine X" vs. "Jinx": What is the correct pronunciation of "nginx"?

In reply to @H9RBSjs's tweet

Monday, June 16, 2014 12:13:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

Our software's such a piece of shit this infographic went out in the weekly round up. I kid you not... http://t.co/2IW0NsUlBd

Monday, June 16, 2014 09:49:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

As you can tell from my grandparents' recycling, they are extreme party animals http://t.co/eFNRYO9iUV

Sunday, June 15, 2014 10:01:51 PM from Twitter for Android

My boy Danny is so loud, I can single out his voice on the boardwalk from the shitter

Friday, June 13, 2014 08:19:40 PM from Twitter for Android

If there's one thing I'm good at, it's holding my boys back from beating the shit outta someone. No ones getting by me son

Wednesday, June 11, 2014 10:38:21 PM from Twitter for Android

I've got this new dev trying to explain to me how some app works. Except, he doesn't realize I wrote said app 2 years ago. #Fail

Wednesday, June 11, 2014 05:02:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

Cuncel da build system http://t.co/R6ttXvICSE

Wednesday, June 11, 2014 10:01:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

"Dude is that Van Gundy? What the fuck happened to Van Gundy." "Dude. You're just old"

Tuesday, June 10, 2014 09:10:51 PM from Twitter for Android

@BadPointer vagina fingers

Tuesday, June 10, 2014 09:04:41 PM from Twitter for Android

I've forgotten how fun it was to party with Giovanni Galbo

Tuesday, June 10, 2014 08:41:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Try this: Open the notepad++ binary in notepad++. Control F, search for cunt. Lolwut?

Tuesday, June 10, 2014 07:49:53 PM from Twitter for Android

"Hi. The build system sucks. Please rearchitect it from scratch"

#die

Tuesday, June 10, 2014 05:09:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fucking hate it when I'm hungry and have to wait for people to finish fuckin cigarettes instead of eating #rustlesmyjimmies

Tuesday, June 10, 2014 02:15:02 PM from Twitter for Android