Thus guy is aweeeeesomeeee dudee
Every time my phone goes off, I expect @__JLu to be favoriting one of my tweets, but it is an alert about how our reporting is down #die
Drinkin Bud Light bottles. Tastes like the Grape, but cheaper
Kevin's friend is playing ass twerkin videos all night and the gf is like:
I approve of this http://t.co/L0ymJxkgDJ
Bubble Butt.. This is some beyond twerking shit
Just watched the music video of Turn Down for What by DJ Snake and Lil John. DAFUQ
@portfolioso *Lil Jon. Autocorrect som
Our shit has been down all night and look at all the fucks I give. Maybe it'll give McGivern a heart attack.
Will you crackers on call fix the reporting cluster so I stop getting alerts while I'm trying to get shitfaced on Friday night? Please and thx
Why is it that the only people who go through your recycling for bottle deposits are middle aged Asian women?
Touche, @KFCBarstool , touche. Sounds like a blast... http://t.co/x0CObWa1EC
This old bitch is watching loud videos on her phone. Shut the fuck up
No seats and the door to the car with like 3, people in it is locked. These mother fuckers #MTA
If this train was on time and not 8 minutes late, I wouldn't have gotten caught in the rain. #MTA #die
This is the jokeshop who manages our DBAs, yet refuses to make decisions... It's time to move on... http://t.co/czl6iBzm4Z