I find it hysterical that I was out for days and 10 people couldn't figure something out I just fixed in 30 seconds #FAIL
Am I the only person in the world who doesn't give a fuck about the world cup?
If you pronounce it Jinx, you're an asshole @H9RBSjs Debate of the day: "Engine X" vs. "Jinx": What is the correct pronunciation of "nginx"?
Our software's such a piece of shit this infographic went out in the weekly round up. I kid you not... http://t.co/2IW0NsUlBd
As you can tell from my grandparents' recycling, they are extreme party animals http://t.co/eFNRYO9iUV
My boy Danny is so loud, I can single out his voice on the boardwalk from the shitter
If there's one thing I'm good at, it's holding my boys back from beating the shit outta someone. No ones getting by me son
Wednesday, June 11, 2014 10:38:21 PM from Twitter for Android
I've got this new dev trying to explain to me how some app works. Except, he doesn't realize I wrote said app 2 years ago. #Fail
Wednesday, June 11, 2014 05:02:55 PM from Twitter Web Client
Cuncel da build system http://t.co/R6ttXvICSE
Wednesday, June 11, 2014 10:01:55 AM from Twitter Web Client
"Dude is that Van Gundy? What the fuck happened to Van Gundy." "Dude. You're just old"
@BadPointer vagina fingers
I've forgotten how fun it was to party with Giovanni Galbo
Try this: Open the notepad++ binary in notepad++. Control F, search for cunt. Lolwut?
"Hi. The build system sucks. Please rearchitect it from scratch"
#die
Fucking hate it when I'm hungry and have to wait for people to finish fuckin cigarettes instead of eating #rustlesmyjimmies