I respect Jeter for banging on his chest and saying yeah Jeets to video highlights. If Twitter was a sport, I'd bang my chest to my tweets
Wednesday, May 21, 2014 07:15:05 PM from Twitter for Android
Just googled " Mexican bag of chickens painting" don't ask...
Wednesday, May 21, 2014 06:50:24 PM from Twitter for Android
The golden rule to determine whether or not two coworkers are banging is: if there's the slightest suspicion, then yes, they're banging
So the frontend intern and product intern are fucking, right? My coworkers fucking radar is 100% on point.
O shit. Yanks are on? $3 Coors Lights? Never going back to the office.
Wednesday, May 21, 2014 02:46:36 PM from Twitter for Android
Foo Fighters are putting all their shit on SoundCloud. Yeah DAVE. (PS I buy foo records, so whatever) https://t.co/pf3lfnX74j
This kid's a stud. He's obviously going straight for the pussy: http://t.co/J1500tnaeI
Cut me off and shut me up? Fine. I won't talk to you the rest of the day. Fuck off
Closing out old abandoned tickets. Very tempted to close them all with "Don't give a fuck about your bitch ass request, ho"
Listening to Wasting Light and OMG DAVE GROHL. Missed this album
Colin. Shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ. Hasn't shut his trap all morning since I walked in. I don't even give a fuck about your jibber jabber
I lost by .33 points in fantasy this week. Bastards
Two more hours I'm "on call" and by on call I mean drunk at brunch.s
That time when you're shitface and your mom tells you to call
@kerbear88 come on. This cannot be why you don't root for them