Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

ESPN can't handle all the traffic lolz. Need a devops engineer?

In our sysops team meeting, when we went around the table explaining what we've been working on, I almost burst out laughing.

Dark chocolate is absolutely unreal right now.

"it occurs to me that sysops is sort of a sausagefest" - @XtinaSchelin

I've been in meetings since 12:30 and they need to fuckin end

PS – “Real talk are you horny?” is absolutely gold. @KFCBarstool

...Insert Booker joke here... RT @Pontifex How I wish everyone had decent work! It is essential for human dignity.

Also, sleeping dude on shitter woke up startled and walked out. No hand wash.

I really need to stop quoting the Pope's tweets and comparing them to how bad my job is. But it's hysterical

Dude next to me is legit snoring on the shitter. Betcha its Stein. I mean, when you work where I work, I cannot hold this against you bro.

Trying to use curl on the Windows command line is a bitch and a half. Works in 2 seconds in cygwin... Convoluted ass syntax on windows.

I was an asshole not to see this: http://t.co/jn1681Gbc6 Could have gone too

It's boomstick time