HOW THE FUCK IS THIS MATH? Use number bonds to help you skip-count by seven by making 10 or adding to the ones. e.g., 7 + 7 = 10 + 4 = ?

Monday, June 30, 2014 01:26:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

So now Apple is jacking features from Win 8/Metro? http://t.co/CkKj2TyoRH

Monday, June 30, 2014 11:11:24 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Rant: Google Keyboard http://bit.ly/1vnQkw6

Monday, June 30, 2014 10:03:55 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Not sure if this guy on the 5 this morning is a weirdo or a G. Nice suit, tie, pants and.... RealD 3D glasses http://t.co/B0kg9BLhbv

Monday, June 30, 2014 09:26:19 AM from Twitter for Android

Pippa Middleton: You used to be a smoke. Do something about those bags under your eyes before going on TV for the first time.

Monday, June 30, 2014 07:43:32 AM from Twitter for Android

TICKETMASTER IS THE FUCKING WORST

Monday, June 30, 2014 03:03:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

OMG with the Yeah Jeets sign. #ESPN

Sunday, June 29, 2014 09:06:28 PM from Twitter for Android

June 29, 2014. I am cuncelling the 2014 Yankees

Sunday, June 29, 2014 08:56:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Mike Tyson bit off Holyfield's ear 17 years ago today? I am OLD as fuck

Saturday, June 28, 2014 11:38:32 AM from Twitter for Android

I just woke up on the roof in a pile if beer

Saturday, June 28, 2014 03:16:56 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuck you in your pink Jeep

Saturday, June 28, 2014 01:11:14 AM from Twitter for Android

Haven't had a Natty Light since Fairfield... This is fantastic.

Saturday, June 28, 2014 12:26:19 AM from Twitter for Android

Kelly: "Mal, I think this song came on the last time I was in bed with you." 😎

Friday, June 27, 2014 11:48:27 PM from Twitter for Android

If I smell Jack Daniels, I'll straight up vomit on the spot.

Friday, June 27, 2014 11:36:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

You know it's bad news when your boy calls you and is like... I'm gonna be like #yeahjeets with your cousin... Lol

Friday, June 27, 2014 01:29:15 AM from Twitter for Android