I am SO tempted to send this dev dude Jay a bug ticket and at the end be like "That shit cray. Ain't it Jay?"
Wednesday, July 02, 2014 11:29:16 AM from Twitter Web Client
Gotta love the wit and wisdom of @XtinaSchelin. I love when I see ridiculous shit in Active Directory http://t.co/oQkILIPizv
Wednesday, July 02, 2014 11:25:41 AM from Twitter Web Client
Mother fucking Instagram with its autoplay noise blew my cover on the shitter. #TMI
Wednesday, July 02, 2014 11:12:34 AM from Twitter for Android
Gio: "Modeling son. Tell your cousin"
I'm so good looking
If you can't open a CSV in Excel, you shouldn't be working at a tech company, you guys.
My boss yelled at this other engineer because he sent a let me google that for you link to a dev who couldn't open a csv in Excel
Fucking Drupal: https://t.co/XUI4tQj7bX).
Niggas In Paris is jammin. Always reminds me of Aniusha
Stop drawing diamonds and start drawing straight lines
She looks like she was cut from marble. That bitch was marble
Fuckin twirlin Aunt Susie on the dance floor
Pat: "You uh... smoking this piece of machinery?" Guy's a degenerate
Fuck this noise. I had enough of everyone's bullshit so I just did a hostile takeover of some unused office and am now locked in like a boss
We are going to have a generation of ignorami if moron politicians who believe in creationist shit make laws to teach idiot common core math