Get up you fuckin pussy. Call yourself a hockey player?

Wednesday, June 04, 2014 09:33:11 PM from Twitter for Android

According to @BarstoolJJ , did Don Zimmer just kick it? Kinda bummed. Torre's sidekick.

Wednesday, June 04, 2014 09:06:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Goooooooooooooooool. (Ya I know this isn't soccer) water's on me!

Wednesday, June 04, 2014 08:49:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Not pleased that my beer is empty and I'm boxed in and can't order a new one.

Wednesday, June 04, 2014 07:51:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Some fucker just put a dump of our entire company website database in the site's web root. For fuck's sake.

Wednesday, June 04, 2014 05:30:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

"hey Joe, if I wanted [version on QA], do I need to open servicedesk ticket? Give you $5? Blow John? what's the process now?"

Wednesday, June 04, 2014 02:42:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

That's it folks! I've just cuncelled my company. CUNCEL. They are finished.

Tuesday, June 03, 2014 05:17:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

Cross training an engineer on the rollouts. His response: "Dude, this is infuriating. No wonder you're mad all the time" #iquitsoon

Tuesday, June 03, 2014 04:31:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

If I submit this to our piece of shit ticketing system, you think anyone will even read this? Work with incompetents http://t.co/x6Fya9zY4n

Monday, June 02, 2014 05:29:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

Two of my engineers have been spending 40 minutes investigating a false alarm. JESUS CHRIST GET ME OUT OF HERE

Monday, June 02, 2014 03:53:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

How do I filter iOS 8 shit out of my news reader because I don't give a fuck

Monday, June 02, 2014 03:20:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

So fuck that noise. I'm going on twitter and barstool the rest of the day.

Monday, June 02, 2014 03:17:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

I hope this fucking place burns to the ground. Why do I even bother making suggestions when they get rudely shot down and my idea is better

Monday, June 02, 2014 03:16:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm gonna fuckin punch someone in the face today.

Monday, June 02, 2014 03:13:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

Asked bossman to update a support ticket with more info I researched. he said no, I should do it. I don't have access to the ticket. FUCK U

Monday, June 02, 2014 10:13:50 AM from Twitter Web Client