I am SO tempted to send this dev dude Jay a bug ticket and at the end be like "That shit cray. Ain't it Jay?"

Wednesday, July 02, 2014 11:29:16 AM from Twitter Web Client

Gotta love the wit and wisdom of @XtinaSchelin. I love when I see ridiculous shit in Active Directory http://t.co/oQkILIPizv

Wednesday, July 02, 2014 11:25:41 AM from Twitter Web Client

Mother fucking Instagram with its autoplay noise blew my cover on the shitter. #TMI

Wednesday, July 02, 2014 11:12:34 AM from Twitter for Android

Gio: "Modeling son. Tell your cousin"

Tuesday, July 01, 2014 11:40:43 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm so good looking

Tuesday, July 01, 2014 11:27:22 PM from Twitter for Android

If you can't open a CSV in Excel, you shouldn't be working at a tech company, you guys.

Tuesday, July 01, 2014 03:22:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

My boss yelled at this other engineer because he sent a let me google that for you link to a dev who couldn't open a csv in Excel

Tuesday, July 01, 2014 03:21:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fucking Drupal: https://t.co/XUI4tQj7bX).

Tuesday, July 01, 2014 01:37:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

Niggas In Paris is jammin. Always reminds me of Aniusha

Monday, June 30, 2014 11:20:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Stop drawing diamonds and start drawing straight lines

Monday, June 30, 2014 10:41:40 PM from Twitter for Android

She looks like she was cut from marble. That bitch was marble

Monday, June 30, 2014 10:11:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin twirlin Aunt Susie on the dance floor

Monday, June 30, 2014 10:00:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Pat: "You uh... smoking this piece of machinery?" Guy's a degenerate

Monday, June 30, 2014 09:52:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck this noise. I had enough of everyone's bullshit so I just did a hostile takeover of some unused office and am now locked in like a boss

Monday, June 30, 2014 04:55:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

We are going to have a generation of ignorami if moron politicians who believe in creationist shit make laws to teach idiot common core math

Monday, June 30, 2014 01:28:09 PM from Twitter Web Client