I can't even make this shit up. People like that make six figures.

Tuesday, July 08, 2014 10:58:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Our database manager thought a gateway timeout was a SQL error, googled it, got a Garmin forum link & said Garmin was why our reports broke

Tuesday, July 08, 2014 10:25:16 PM from Twitter for Android

I have not seen this level of stupidity since unicorns roamed the Earth

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, July 08, 2014 10:26:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Lol. Brazil's goalie is bad

Tuesday, July 08, 2014 04:42:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

@scoopANDslam the amount of new hires I scare off/rant and complain to is unreal.

In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet

Tuesday, July 08, 2014 12:24:21 PM from Twitter for Android

How this guy has a job is laughable and proves our ineffective, clueless leadership

Tuesday, July 08, 2014 12:23:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Our report server was at 100% CPU and the moron reporting manager referred to a Garmin GPS link and said our Garmin integration broke. WAT?!

Tuesday, July 08, 2014 12:22:52 PM from Twitter for Android

@scoopANDslam Connecticut pizza is a joke

In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet

Monday, July 07, 2014 07:46:04 PM from Twitter for Android

OMG. The sketchiest ever

Sunday, July 06, 2014 07:32:17 PM from Twitter for Android

@Fantasy_Mania @jstanz37 When's draft day?

In reply to @Fantasy_Mania's tweet

Sunday, July 06, 2014 07:14:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Oops. Sorry I made fun of Africa. This Indian assed shirt doesn't glow in the dark http://t.co/QyNBdpc2EM

Sunday, July 06, 2014 05:07:25 PM from Twitter for Android

OK. What kind of African fabric does Old Navy use. My shit doesn't glow in the dark? Fuck off $4 piece of shit shirt http://t.co/QbZcn4lv7r

Sunday, July 06, 2014 04:58:57 PM from Twitter for Android

I love the aunties.

Sunday, July 06, 2014 03:45:16 PM from Twitter for Android

You know how I know @MalJNew is a keeper? We were at brunch and there was this girl crying alone and she talked to her. The sweetest.

Sunday, July 06, 2014 03:42:26 PM from Twitter for Android

You know your teams hit rock bottom. Just know I already cuncelled them a week ago so its fine. 2015 maybe?

Sunday, July 06, 2014 03:24:14 PM from Twitter for Android