I can't even make this shit up. People like that make six figures.
Our database manager thought a gateway timeout was a SQL error, googled it, got a Garmin forum link & said Garmin was why our reports broke
I have not seen this level of stupidity since unicorns roamed the Earth
Lol. Brazil's goalie is bad
@scoopANDslam the amount of new hires I scare off/rant and complain to is unreal.
How this guy has a job is laughable and proves our ineffective, clueless leadership
Our report server was at 100% CPU and the moron reporting manager referred to a Garmin GPS link and said our Garmin integration broke. WAT?!
@scoopANDslam Connecticut pizza is a joke
OMG. The sketchiest ever
@Fantasy_Mania @jstanz37 When's draft day?
Oops. Sorry I made fun of Africa. This Indian assed shirt doesn't glow in the dark http://t.co/QyNBdpc2EM
OK. What kind of African fabric does Old Navy use. My shit doesn't glow in the dark? Fuck off $4 piece of shit shirt http://t.co/QbZcn4lv7r
I love the aunties.
You know how I know @MalJNew is a keeper? We were at brunch and there was this girl crying alone and she talked to her. The sweetest.
You know your teams hit rock bottom. Just know I already cuncelled them a week ago so its fine. 2015 maybe?