I really need to stop quoting the Pope's tweets and comparing them to how bad my job is. But it's hysterical

Tuesday, June 24, 2014 04:53:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Dude next to me is legit snoring on the shitter. Betcha its Stein. I mean, when you work where I work, I cannot hold this against you bro.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014 04:46:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Trying to use curl on the Windows command line is a bitch and a half. Works in 2 seconds in cygwin... Convoluted ass syntax on windows.

Tuesday, June 24, 2014 11:38:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @KFCradio: Google knows about #MAILTIME http://t.co/afVsiGUa7I

Monday, June 23, 2014 11:51:47 PM from Twitter for Android

I was an asshole not to see this: http://t.co/jn1681Gbc6 Could have gone too

Monday, June 23, 2014 11:57:18 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @BarstoolJJ: This is what #OldTimersDay needs from @PaulONeillYES http://t.co/1BwrWmOAp6

Sunday, June 22, 2014 04:05:54 PM from Twitter for Android

It's boomstick time

Saturday, June 21, 2014 04:17:10 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew I'd hit that

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Saturday, June 21, 2014 10:09:31 AM from Twitter for Android

Ace of base is on. My life is fantastic

Thursday, June 19, 2014 10:31:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Made the Jimmy Two Times reference tonight #Goodfellas #getthepapersgetthepapers

Thursday, June 19, 2014 10:27:34 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @BarstoolJJ: .@PaulONeillYES loves picking on @RealMichaelKay and I love it.

Thursday, June 19, 2014 10:25:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin put on Toto

Thursday, June 19, 2014 10:22:57 PM from Twitter for Android

My boys Vinny Pat and Freddy are degenerates. The hookers are on the way

Thursday, June 19, 2014 09:11:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus don't know about Booker RT @Pontifex There is never a reason to lose hope. Jesus says: “I am with you until the end of the world”.

Thursday, June 19, 2014 07:43:08 AM from Twitter for Android

Our suits really managed to improve the joint in a year. #NOT http://t.co/0fNa0D2sxq

Thursday, June 19, 2014 07:39:18 AM from Twitter for Android