Not a good look... @ I 71 http://t.co/8CqOK7FkNE
Heading to Cleveland today, sports capital of the US & A! Gonna hang with Lebron, Johnny Football and see this stuff: http://t.co/WFRc0hfTWP
my batch scripts tell it like it is http://t.co/HvSGHC22sN
RT @KFCBarstool: I'm no aviation navigator but you probably shouldn't fly planes over places where people shoot down planes.
Fantastic news! Bugs I filed in 2010 are just being resolved now
Protip: Do not watch this video at work and expect NOT to lose your shit in hysteric fits... https://t.co/MRPWdUnBpj
Boss just proved me wrong in an email. Almost replied "Sorry that my superior brain cannot comprehend poorly designed systems"
Wednesday, July 16, 2014 03:22:36 PM from Twitter Web Client
@DowntownNYC Lower Manhattan is a fucking shithole
Wednesday, July 16, 2014 02:45:40 PM from Twitter Web Client
Our churn is so high, I hope Comcast fired this customer support douche. Would fit right in here @ Booker: https://t.co/mP43ZtlL5l
Wednesday, July 16, 2014 11:01:02 AM from Twitter Web Client
Note to anyone who wakes me up for a non prod incident: Don't do it or I'll shit on your desk
Wednesday, July 16, 2014 10:20:39 AM from Twitter Web Client
Oncall guy yesterday was woken up because QA was down for scheduled maintenance. Fucking morons
Wednesday, July 16, 2014 10:20:01 AM from Twitter Web Client
Thunderstorms in lower Manhattan =. Everyone stand by the windows and watch 1WTC and hope it gets strick by lightning
My DLink Smart Plug (http://t.co/mFEtrFJ2YT) runs lighttpd. Their management interface sux. I will sniff traffic and figure out their API
They try to manage it through their site, but it's slow as hell. I'd rather build an app, forward ports and send CURL requests through.
Denis is blasting Russian metal at obnoxious volumes