IMA star son http://t.co/hYZS5QGLnD
Thursday, June 26, 2014 08:02:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo Dwight. Lemmie get some sliders
Thursday, June 26, 2014 07:59:17 PM from Twitter for Android
I almost just broke a tooth biting a bottle of tequila. No comment
Thursday, June 26, 2014 06:33:39 PM from Twitter for Android
Tonight is Sam's going away party. This is going to get reaaaaaallllll sloppy. If I pee on you, I apologize in advance.
Am kinda bummed that I can't flash the dev preview of Android L on my 2012 Nexus 7.
Thursday, June 26, 2014 02:50:46 PM from Twitter for Android
The Windows command line is fucking convoluted. https://t.co/odTrJlwuhS Shit takes like .5 seconds in Python or bash
In case you're interested in how i fixed what I was bitchin about before, https://t.co/7guW2Ltw9W
ESPN can't handle all the traffic lolz. Need a devops engineer?
In our sysops team meeting, when we went around the table explaining what we've been working on, I almost burst out laughing.
Thursday, June 26, 2014 09:57:07 AM from Twitter for Android
Dark chocolate is absolutely unreal right now.
Thursday, June 26, 2014 12:15:39 AM from Twitter for Android
"it occurs to me that sysops is sort of a sausagefest" - @XtinaSchelin
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 04:41:48 PM from Twitter Web Client
I've been in meetings since 12:30 and they need to fuckin end
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 02:45:12 PM from Twitter for Android
PS – “Real talk are you horny?” is absolutely gold. @KFCBarstool
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 09:40:00 AM from Twitter for Android
...Insert Booker joke here... RT @Pontifex How I wish everyone had decent work! It is essential for human dignity.
Also, sleeping dude on shitter woke up startled and walked out. No hand wash.