Niggas In Paris is jammin. Always reminds me of Aniusha
Stop drawing diamonds and start drawing straight lines
She looks like she was cut from marble. That bitch was marble
Fuckin twirlin Aunt Susie on the dance floor
Pat: "You uh... smoking this piece of machinery?" Guy's a degenerate
Fuck this noise. I had enough of everyone's bullshit so I just did a hostile takeover of some unused office and am now locked in like a boss
We are going to have a generation of ignorami if moron politicians who believe in creationist shit make laws to teach idiot common core math
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS MATH? Use number bonds to help you skip-count by seven by making 10 or adding to the ones. e.g., 7 + 7 = 10 + 4 = ?
So now Apple is jacking features from Win 8/Metro? http://t.co/CkKj2TyoRH
New blog post: Rant: Google Keyboard http://bit.ly/1vnQkw6
Not sure if this guy on the 5 this morning is a weirdo or a G. Nice suit, tie, pants and.... RealD 3D glasses http://t.co/B0kg9BLhbv
Pippa Middleton: You used to be a smoke. Do something about those bags under your eyes before going on TV for the first time.
TICKETMASTER IS THE FUCKING WORST
OMG with the Yeah Jeets sign. #ESPN
June 29, 2014. I am cuncelling the 2014 Yankees