Niggas In Paris is jammin. Always reminds me of Aniusha

Monday, June 30, 2014 11:20:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Stop drawing diamonds and start drawing straight lines

Monday, June 30, 2014 10:41:40 PM from Twitter for Android

She looks like she was cut from marble. That bitch was marble

Monday, June 30, 2014 10:11:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin twirlin Aunt Susie on the dance floor

Monday, June 30, 2014 10:00:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Pat: "You uh... smoking this piece of machinery?" Guy's a degenerate

Monday, June 30, 2014 09:52:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck this noise. I had enough of everyone's bullshit so I just did a hostile takeover of some unused office and am now locked in like a boss

Monday, June 30, 2014 04:55:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

We are going to have a generation of ignorami if moron politicians who believe in creationist shit make laws to teach idiot common core math

Monday, June 30, 2014 01:28:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS MATH? Use number bonds to help you skip-count by seven by making 10 or adding to the ones. e.g., 7 + 7 = 10 + 4 = ?

Monday, June 30, 2014 01:26:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

So now Apple is jacking features from Win 8/Metro? http://t.co/CkKj2TyoRH

Monday, June 30, 2014 11:11:24 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Rant: Google Keyboard http://bit.ly/1vnQkw6

Monday, June 30, 2014 10:03:55 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Not sure if this guy on the 5 this morning is a weirdo or a G. Nice suit, tie, pants and.... RealD 3D glasses http://t.co/B0kg9BLhbv

Monday, June 30, 2014 09:26:19 AM from Twitter for Android

Pippa Middleton: You used to be a smoke. Do something about those bags under your eyes before going on TV for the first time.

Monday, June 30, 2014 07:43:32 AM from Twitter for Android

TICKETMASTER IS THE FUCKING WORST

Monday, June 30, 2014 03:03:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

OMG with the Yeah Jeets sign. #ESPN

Sunday, June 29, 2014 09:06:28 PM from Twitter for Android

June 29, 2014. I am cuncelling the 2014 Yankees

Sunday, June 29, 2014 08:56:45 PM from Twitter for Android