@__JLu I want to entertain the world

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Monday, July 28, 2014 06:20:45 PM from Twitter for Android

CTO and his minion playin a little grab ass on the walk to the propaganda cruise

Monday, July 28, 2014 05:39:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Why do they call chocolate chips morsels? Morsel sounds silly.

Monday, July 28, 2014 04:38:55 PM from Twitter for Android

If you walk around the subway platforms while breastfeeding, you're straight up absurd.

Monday, July 28, 2014 02:15:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Made my twitter public for a little while because I want to interact with the world. this may be a huge mistake

Monday, July 28, 2014 01:28:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Okay, this is an amateur hour noob engineer operating this train. Go asshole. Signal is green

Monday, July 28, 2014 01:22:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Also, train is late #MTA

Monday, July 28, 2014 01:19:13 PM from Twitter for Android

If you ride a bike on the train station platform, you're an asshole. I'd normally say you deserve to fall on the tracks, but that'd delay me

Monday, July 28, 2014 01:18:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Looks like the kids are sharper on the drinking game skills than us old folks. @Fantasy_Mania #fm14 http://t.co/kGMPOQI6lP

Monday, July 28, 2014 12:24:23 AM from Twitter for Android

Protip: Don't drunkenly text your boss that......

Sunday, July 27, 2014 01:49:31 AM from Twitter for Android

Texted my boss: " Christ. I'm trying to win at beer pong. Why can't we pause the alerting when we patch?"

Sunday, July 27, 2014 12:09:58 AM from Twitter for Android

tell deez nuts to pause the fuckin alerting so I don't get my fuckin phone blown up in the middle of beer pong when I'm on call

Sunday, July 27, 2014 12:07:52 AM from Twitter for Android

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Saturday, July 26, 2014 09:37:59 PM from Twitter for Android

How many times do I have to tell these guys to stop taking shots and cheers-ing my penis

Saturday, July 26, 2014 09:22:31 PM from Twitter for Android

And Sacred Heart won by a run. 😠

Saturday, July 26, 2014 08:59:24 PM from Twitter for Android