@__JLu I want to entertain the world
CTO and his minion playin a little grab ass on the walk to the propaganda cruise
Why do they call chocolate chips morsels? Morsel sounds silly.
If you walk around the subway platforms while breastfeeding, you're straight up absurd.
Made my twitter public for a little while because I want to interact with the world. this may be a huge mistake
Okay, this is an amateur hour noob engineer operating this train. Go asshole. Signal is green
Also, train is late #MTA
If you ride a bike on the train station platform, you're an asshole. I'd normally say you deserve to fall on the tracks, but that'd delay me
Looks like the kids are sharper on the drinking game skills than us old folks. @Fantasy_Mania #fm14 http://t.co/kGMPOQI6lP
Protip: Don't drunkenly text your boss that......
Texted my boss: " Christ. I'm trying to win at beer pong. Why can't we pause the alerting when we patch?"
tell deez nuts to pause the fuckin alerting so I don't get my fuckin phone blown up in the middle of beer pong when I'm on call
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Saturday, July 26, 2014 09:37:59 PM from Twitter for Android
How many times do I have to tell these guys to stop taking shots and cheers-ing my penis
Saturday, July 26, 2014 09:22:31 PM from Twitter for Android
And Sacred Heart won by a run. ðŸ˜
Saturday, July 26, 2014 08:59:24 PM from Twitter for Android