@Waspito I don't like the Galaxy line. End of summer, wait for a Moto X+1 or get an iPhone 6

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Thursday, July 03, 2014 09:23:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

Just got a text from my boss "You're fired"

Good. Don't get my hopes up.

Wednesday, July 02, 2014 08:51:48 PM from Twitter for Android

After visiting Spotify's office, I officially work at a shithole

Wednesday, July 02, 2014 06:20:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Who is this Clownface emailing my boss. We don't even know this guy. http://t.co/CjLFDqziih

Wednesday, July 02, 2014 05:35:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

The Yankees fuckin suuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Wednesday, July 02, 2014 04:27:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

VIP here. Beers were ready for me upon arrival so enjoyyyy (@ O'Hara's Restaurant & Pub) https://www.swarmapp.com/portfolioso/checkin/53b43c6e498ecb9aeb9312ed?s=UYB2AzW52Clrnq-Pj-avpxaeOHo&ref=tw

Wednesday, July 02, 2014 01:07:58 PM from foursquare

Speaking of Jay, gotta love his Chinese Wisdom http://t.co/EbJ2RZZCrd

Wednesday, July 02, 2014 11:31:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

I am SO tempted to send this dev dude Jay a bug ticket and at the end be like "That shit cray. Ain't it Jay?"

Wednesday, July 02, 2014 11:29:16 AM from Twitter Web Client

Gotta love the wit and wisdom of @XtinaSchelin. I love when I see ridiculous shit in Active Directory http://t.co/oQkILIPizv

Wednesday, July 02, 2014 11:25:41 AM from Twitter Web Client

Mother fucking Instagram with its autoplay noise blew my cover on the shitter. #TMI

Wednesday, July 02, 2014 11:12:34 AM from Twitter for Android

Gio: "Modeling son. Tell your cousin"

Tuesday, July 01, 2014 11:40:43 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm so good looking

Tuesday, July 01, 2014 11:27:22 PM from Twitter for Android

If you can't open a CSV in Excel, you shouldn't be working at a tech company, you guys.

Tuesday, July 01, 2014 03:22:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

My boss yelled at this other engineer because he sent a let me google that for you link to a dev who couldn't open a csv in Excel

Tuesday, July 01, 2014 03:21:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fucking Drupal: https://t.co/XUI4tQj7bX).

Tuesday, July 01, 2014 01:37:43 PM from Twitter Web Client