Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Can I go home now?

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RT @butchvig: We are officially done with the new Foo Fighters album.
23 straight days mixing!
IT'S EPIC!!!

I think I have the most ridiculous twitter account in all of the land

Now they're praising my coffeemaking skills #baristo #madskills #cray

Doubting Colin kept telling me it was my fault the build broke and I was like nah dude your drive is full. #relax

1. Who's the dick who took the last of the office coffee without making a refill pot

I keep going on and an on about water filtration pitchers...

Colin. Shut the fuck up.

The Director of Engineering legit roams around the office like a creepster on Skype calls with his bluetooth headset. Bro, for srs?

Oh man.. I have absolutely no business being at my desk right now and everyone is asking me 5 million questions and has 20 problems

Wait... Isn't Peter Pan a dude? Why is this chick playing him? http://t.co/b1x3bN6yIR #dafuq

Didn't leave for work yet. You woke me up at 6:30 tho. #sorrynotsorry

Also got woken up that the night engineer fell asleep during the maintenance and now I must complete it. 🙅😴😣💩👎

Just had a couple pieces of Italian hero for breakfast at 6:30am because why not? #nom