Rule: 1002 fired (level 2) -> "Unknown problem somewhere in the system."

Really useful. Fucking OSSEC alerts...

Friday, July 11, 2014 05:24:50 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @XtinaSchelin: Accept that you will never be as excited as this guy.
Focus - Hocus Pocus: http://youtu.be/RFDW9b_ejfI via @YouTube

Thursday, July 10, 2014 02:39:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

Why is the whole tech industry jizzing about Android smartwatches? I like Android, but fuckin A, this isn't that cool

Thursday, July 10, 2014 01:22:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu @kerbear88 OMG. I remember back in the day when carriers crippled the ability for mp3s to be used as ringtones

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Thursday, July 10, 2014 11:59:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

I AM GOING TO PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FACE TODAY BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE #BOOKER

Thursday, July 10, 2014 10:52:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu lol! Nice touch with the ID hiding

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Wednesday, July 09, 2014 09:12:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Company got a Pluralsight license. If you think I'm doing anything other than taking as many free trainings as possible, you're mistaken

Wednesday, July 09, 2014 11:16:35 AM from Twitter Web Client

I can't even make this shit up. People like that make six figures.

Tuesday, July 08, 2014 10:58:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Our database manager thought a gateway timeout was a SQL error, googled it, got a Garmin forum link & said Garmin was why our reports broke

Tuesday, July 08, 2014 10:25:16 PM from Twitter for Android

I have not seen this level of stupidity since unicorns roamed the Earth

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, July 08, 2014 10:26:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Lol. Brazil's goalie is bad

Tuesday, July 08, 2014 04:42:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

@scoopANDslam the amount of new hires I scare off/rant and complain to is unreal.

In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet

Tuesday, July 08, 2014 12:24:21 PM from Twitter for Android

How this guy has a job is laughable and proves our ineffective, clueless leadership

Tuesday, July 08, 2014 12:23:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Our report server was at 100% CPU and the moron reporting manager referred to a Garmin GPS link and said our Garmin integration broke. WAT?!

Tuesday, July 08, 2014 12:22:52 PM from Twitter for Android

@scoopANDslam Connecticut pizza is a joke

In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet

Monday, July 07, 2014 07:46:04 PM from Twitter for Android