Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Our churn is so high, I hope Comcast fired this customer support douche. Would fit right in here @ Booker: https://t.co/mP43ZtlL5l

Note to anyone who wakes me up for a non prod incident: Don't do it or I'll shit on your desk

Oncall guy yesterday was woken up because QA was down for scheduled maintenance. Fucking morons

Thunderstorms in lower Manhattan =. Everyone stand by the windows and watch 1WTC and hope it gets strick by lightning

My DLink Smart Plug (http://t.co/mFEtrFJ2YT) runs lighttpd. Their management interface sux. I will sniff traffic and figure out their API

They try to manage it through their site, but it's slow as hell. I'd rather build an app, forward ports and send CURL requests through.

Denis is blasting Russian metal at obnoxious volumes

I'm too drunk for fuckin curve balls. the fuck

Fuckin a. Server error. This isn't supposed to happen

TURN IT DOWN FOR WHAT (I put the it in there because that's what white people do)

Went to brunch all day son

My title and only job is release engineer. Only thing I'm responsible for is release. And I get shitfaced for them (by accident)

These bastards don't notice it, even though I'm acting a fill on the call

As an FYI: I am completely shitfaced and doing an production rollout