Colin hasn't stopped talking for 20 minutes straight. Go to Japan already
Thursday, August 07, 2014 11:27:15 AM from Twitter Web Client
Do you think the ice on Pluto is soft or crunchy?
Thursday, August 07, 2014 02:34:57 AM from Twitter Web Client
Doing a rollout in a pitch dark room with a thinklight shining down on me. It's like camping, but for geeks (i keeeeeed)
Wednesday, August 06, 2014 11:35:12 PM from Twitter Web Client
In Newwww Yorkkkkk. Concrete jungle where trains are infested with bugs and verminnnnn there's nothing you can dooooo http://t.co/AD3QCUtH3k
Wednesday, August 06, 2014 03:32:48 PM from Twitter Web Client
Coworker just brought in donuts. Is he Dexter Morgan?
Wednesday, August 06, 2014 09:44:41 AM from Twitter Web Client
.@chuckschumer over at Jones Beach got the Bronx Cheer if you know what I mean.
Tuesday, August 05, 2014 09:02:10 PM from Twitter for Android
Bossman is currently bitching at me about an error that HE caused. Still my fault somehow though.
Tuesday, August 05, 2014 12:35:31 PM from Twitter Web Client
Has anyone else gotten satisfaction from farting on subway benches and feeling the vibration? #SoMature
Tuesday, August 05, 2014 10:33:57 AM from Twitter for Android
Texiera keeps injuring his vagina. I've been saying it for years. @BarstoolJJ
Monday, August 04, 2014 07:40:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Why the fuck am I on call again. Wasn't I just on call?
Pet peeve: Doors that have broken doorknob locks that have latch locks that you need to pull to see if it's unlocked.
Sunday, August 03, 2014 05:22:17 PM from Twitter for Android
@KFCBarstool TOLOOOOOOOOO!!!! How's big sexy treating ya tonight Clancy? http://t.co/T2JZdarWlD
Sunday, August 03, 2014 03:58:41 PM from Twitter for Android
Just looked out the window and it reminded me of fall and I got excited!
Saturday, August 02, 2014 04:03:25 PM from Twitter for Android
Colin. Shut up about CloudFlare. I'm trying to write some scripts.
Maybe if this guy prays harder, his real user monitoring tests will stop failing.